DEAR RUSSIA:
[aka hazel_secrets]

I have your scarf. [It's eleven feet long.] To ensure the safe return of the aforementioned item, I suggest you cease these senseless attempts to claim North Italy's vital regions. A treaty in which you agree to resist any urges that may overcome you to make attempts at seizing the United States of America, Canada, Hong Kong, ( Read more... )

THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND'S GUIDE TO CONFLICT RESOLUTION

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