Negotiation Time
DEAR RUSSIA:
[aka hazel_secrets]
I have your scarf. [It's eleven feet long.] To ensure the safe return of the aforementioned item, I suggest you cease these senseless attempts to claim North Italy's vital regions. A treaty in which you agree to resist any urges that may overcome you to make attempts at seizing the United States of America, Canada, Hong Kong, Japan, or myself is also in order. Don't get any ideas; Sealand is my property and therefore falls under the "myself" clause previously mentioned. Upon acknowledging these conditions, your scarf will be delivered forthwith.
Sincerely,
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
[aka thechessycats]
[For the record, this is Plan C.]
[aka hazel_secrets]
I have your scarf. [It's eleven feet long.] To ensure the safe return of the aforementioned item, I suggest you cease these senseless attempts to claim North Italy's vital regions. A treaty in which you agree to resist any urges that may overcome you to make attempts at seizing the United States of America, Canada, Hong Kong, Japan, or myself is also in order. Don't get any ideas; Sealand is my property and therefore falls under the "myself" clause previously mentioned. Upon acknowledging these conditions, your scarf will be delivered forthwith.
Sincerely,
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
[aka thechessycats]
[For the record, this is Plan C.]