Negotiation Time

[thechessycats]

DEAR RUSSIA:
[aka hazel_secrets]

I have your scarf. [It's eleven feet long.] To ensure the safe return of the aforementioned item, I suggest you cease these senseless attempts to claim North Italy's vital regions. A treaty in which you agree to resist any urges that may overcome you to make attempts at seizing the United States of America, Canada, Hong Kong,

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[hazel_secrets]

UK
[aka thechessycats

I shall agree to your terms for the save return of my scarf only if you agree to my terms.

You shall not attempt to invade the vital regions of the following countries: Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Poland, China, and myself. And if you send France after any of us, I will take that as a declaration of war and once again attempt to seize one of your aforementioned nations vital regions.

Love,
Russia
[aka hazel_secrets

[thechessycats]

Russia,

These conditions are acceptable. However, I maintain that I am in no way responsible for that pansy frog bastard of a nymphomaniac, and therefore cannot be blamed should he choose to molest you, your underlings or allies.

Sincerely,
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

[hazel_secrets]

UK,

We have come to an accord then.

Love,
Russia

[chaoticvein]

Pfft, I'd like to see that Commie bastard try to get a hold of my vital regions.

OH WAIT, he did, and faaaaaaailed. >:D

[thechessycats]

Yes, I figured that you could take care of yourself, but I might as well attempt to include you in the negotiations just so Russia doesn't get any ideas.

[sk_chan]

*is amused by these "plans" of yours*

[thechessycats]

Heed them well; they're the guidelines to success. Maybe you can even get your own land if you listen to me.

[sk_chan]

Listen? To you?! HELL NO.

I'd rather take my chances than listen to a bunch of silly-talking tea-sippers!!

[thechessycats]