http://www.violentacres.com/archives/59/two-phrases-that-destroyed-american-culture?1

She needs to visit my Ben and Jerry's sometime.

Go here. Keep refreshing until you've collected five quotes that really resonate with you, then post them to your journal.

1. I can't complain, but sometimes I still do
    -Joe Walsh
2. Love is the reason for it all
    -Dorothy Fields
3. Don't part with your illusions.  When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live
    -Mark Twain
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Alright, a good bit of my friends will be of voting age in the 2008 elections.  Whether it's presidential candidates, terrorist activities, or just plain scarey shit, here's a list of links I think everyone should be required to read, not that bullshit "Anna Karenina" by Leo Tolstoy required for summer reading.

“If you look to the north, Quebec made ( Read more... )

"You sound like a terrorist supporter. Because Hezbollah expected Israel to roll over like last time, it's okay? It's that EXACT reason they had to respond how they did, to show they WON'T roll over and die like they wanted. I don't care what Hezbollah wanted to show with that. You don't kidnap two soldiers and expect there to be cake. And if there ( Read more... )

It's a few years ago, all over again. Complete with me sitting out and hating myself for it. I came real close to feeling worse than I have in a year, possibly more. So I'm really sorry to everyone there; I know I seemed like an anti-social bitch, but that's just how I am in big groups, and it's not like Bar Mitzvahs bring back great memories ( Read more... )

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Your welcome

"You have two cows" is the philosophical truth of the entire world . All theories, religions, beliefs, quotes, etc can be summed up by two cows.  Mathematical proof that you have two cows lies in mooemetric identity:

Moo * (sin(Cow A) + cos(Cow B)) = 2 * cows

Where Moo is the universal moometric constant.
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http://www.jnewswire.com/article/1010

And for all you goyim and uneducated jews, Tisha B'av is known as the saddest day in jewish history.  And these scumbag terrorists decide that they don't want Jews visiting one of their holiest places, so they say they would "flock to the site and protect it [from the Jews]".  So what do the Israeli police do?  ( Read more... )

Blah.  Past two days I've felt like crap and been confused. I need to think something up fast though.

I haven't updated here in a while.  Anyone want a real update?  I promise minimal to no whining.  I dunno if anyone even reads this anymore...

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