At first, there was nothing (well.....aside from the amorphous blob of goo that would later become Dick Cheney), and this was generally considering to be rather good. There wasn't any poverty, sickness, or depression....well...to be quite honest, there wasn't much of anything really. Just more of a cosmic void full of nothing. And then, lo, God ( Read more... )

"In the name of the Book of Andrew, Rid Thyself of Stupidity..."

-Inside Cover

For My Familes, both of them (my chosen family and the one that was given to me), and my friends.
Thank you for inspiring me and constantly reminding me of exactly how weird I really am.

The Book Of Andrew

Written by
Andrew Simmons

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