Boy Wonder -- Burger Flipper?

[theboiwonder]

My palm-top broke last night. It won't even boot. That means when I'm on patrol it's like working blind: no police records, no internet, no criminal database, no news feed, nothing.

Not a problem, right? I have replacements, right? I can buy the spare parts I need, right?NOPE

Comments

[newbluemoon]

Awww, Timmy. D: I feel really bad for you. Why the hell did Bats cut you off? That's pretty harsh, right there.

Hang in there, man. I'm sure something will come along.

[theboiwonder]

I made a big mistake, a mistake so big it's unforgivable.

[newbluemoon]

Dude, if your adoptive father can't forgive you for a mistake you made, no matter how big, then that says something about the kind of person he is.

Then again, it is Batman...

[theboiwonder]

Consorting with his arch-enemy was crossing the line, I guess.

[thinking_caps]

Flipping burgers, when you have so many well-connected friends in high places? I wouldn't dream of it. I'm sure Crane could find a good use for your chemistry skills.

[theboiwonder]

I don't have any well-connected friends.

[thinking_caps]

That's the last cucumber sandwich I make for you.

[theboiwonder]

Come on, Hatter. You're a criminal, I'm Robin. Why would you ever think we could be friends?

[the_d4rk_knight]

I had Eggs Benedict with a delightful homemade Hollandaise and freshly-squeezed orange juice this morning. Now I can't decide whether to use the Woodway® Desmo S Treadmill or simply jog around the estate.

[theboiwonder]

...you're a douche.

[ace_0f_knaves]

This is delightful. I always knew you were a complete dick.

[mr_nygma]

Did you prepare this yourself or did this Alfred character?

[fatcatt]

I see you more in a security guard position rather than a burger flipper. Maybe a Mall Cop by day and a vigilante by night?

[ace_0f_knaves]

Tim Drake: Mall Cop.

Maybe he could cruise around on one of those Segways and hassle kids on skateboards.

[theboiwonder]

That could work I guess. It's not like I don't know my way around handcuffs and batons.

[ace_0f_knaves]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mr_nygma]

You could always turn tricks in West Hollywood.

[theboiwonder]

You could always fall off a cliff.

[mr_nygma]

I'm sensing some hostility, Timmy. Want to talk about it?

[theboiwonder]

NO.