Boy Wonder -- Burger Flipper?

[theboiwonder]

My palm-top broke last night. It won't even boot. That means when I'm on patrol it's like working blind: no police records, no internet, no criminal database, no news feed, nothing.

Not a problem, right? I have replacements, right? I can buy the spare parts I need, right?NOPE

Comments

[mr_nygma]

You could always turn tricks in West Hollywood.

[theboiwonder]

You could always fall off a cliff.

[mr_nygma]

I'm sensing some hostility, Timmy. Want to talk about it?

[theboiwonder]

NO.

[mr_nygma]

Well! You're not being very polite.

[theboiwonder]

Polite? Oh you mean like not pretending something didn't happen when it so obviously did? I'd consider that polite.

I thought it was rather polite when I swallowed.

[mr_nygma]

I haven't the foggiest what you're bumbling on about.

You don't have any proof.

[theboiwonder]

I think I hate you maybe even worse than I hate Joker. I really can't decide. It's sort of a toss-up at this point.

[mr_nygma]

That seems unnecessarily harsh, don't you think?

[ace_0f_knaves]

If you want him to behave, you have to pull his hair and give his prostate a good going over.

[theboiwonder]

Err... O_O
You--!
I can't believe...
Well, I never!

[ace_0f_knaves]

You never? I wouldn't call every other day, never.

[theboiwonder]

It wasn't every other day... you were busy sometimes...

[ace_0f_knaves]

So you admit to the hair pulling and prostate bludgeoning?

[theboiwonder]

Ummmm.... weeeeellllllllllll..........................
Maybe.

[ace_0f_knaves]

Why else would you have a bald spot and a rubber ring?