It had come to my attention that the penthouse was too big for one person.

I sold it and moved out two days ago.

Remind me never to spend quality time with Creeper ever again, especially when low class strip joints are the order.

If you have been defriended, it is not because I don't enjoy your reading and commenting. It is merely because the flist has become too long to read.

What can you only do going down and never going up?

Mister Nygma: I will tell you how divine my coffee is. With Parisian cream ( Read more... )

Today was the first day I left the apartment since...the other day.

I'd run out of crossword books and couldn't subsist on just my hand-held digital New York Times puzzles anymore.

No one wants me.

Alea iacta est.

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My decorative solid gold question mark cane toppled off its display during the earthquake. As far as I can tell, it suffered no damage, but upon discovering it on the floor, I had a moment of terror, from which I have barely recovered.