Alright, guys, remember the only rule: shoot first, ask questions later. Anyone with an enemy uniform gets shot and lord help you if I see you staring instead of shooting.

Shoot good enough and you get to skip the questions.

[ooc; very very hostile Basterds scouting for Nazis. Approach with caution~]

...Okay. What the hell is this?

[ooc; open for some fourth-wallin']

[ooc; Memory Theater curse. Sorry about the bad video quality, it was the best available of this scene. The squeamish might want to stay away. No spoilers, some of this scene has been in the trailers.]

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...Now, how'd that get here?

Good job, guys.

I've had my fair share of injuries in my time.

But fucking WAXING my fucking CHEST?

Worst pain I've ever felt, you fucking sadists. Curses are shit.

[ooc; He doesn't have facial hair so off with the chest hair. And he had a lot.]

Okay, now this pisses me off.

There's only room for one bear here and it ain't one wearing retarded little sunglasses and talking like a goddamn idiot. You're soiling the good name of bears, man!

Anyone who bashes this thing's brain in gets a free haircut.

[ooc; interruption allowed, of course.]

Really missing my bat for some reason. Anyone know where a sporting goods store is?

I mean I'd prefer my bat, but I'll make do for now as long as it isn't one of those cheap ones that breaks after you bash a few skulls in.

Where the hell's this?

...Did I survive that?

[ooc; forgot to say that action is welcome too, he's standing by the fountain shouting into what he thinks is his 'military communications device'.]