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thebearjew Sgt Donny Donowitz
reignforever Damien Thorn

Anon is enabled, IP logging is off.

I haven't had this much free time since...really, really long ago.

[I wonder if there's a gym around here. Wouldn't want to lose all that working out I did.]

There's no wars, no World Series, and my dad isn't on my case to clean up the house after work.

[I haven't shot anything in ages.]

Though it's kinda hard to make plans with all these damn curses.

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Geez, slow it down a little, guys.

You'll have to line up to get an autograph.

[ooc; 4th walling is go! Nothing is off-limits because he's from the end of his canon.]

Marry? No one. I'm married to my job.

Screw? Make an offer, I'll consider.

Throw off a cliff? The Nazis, after I'm done beating the crap outta them.

And here's a hint for all of you guys doing ratings:

"Donny Donowitz: 11/10"

Never have I been happier that I'm not really the hugging type.

Lucky for you guys too, because these arms aren't really good for anything gentler than suffocation.

[The dream takes place in a ditch near a forest somewhere in France. Donny is there, though he is not alone. A wave of Nazis is coming towards the ditch on all sides. They shoot at Donny, but it is his dream so they all have terrible aim and miss him.]

You're goin' down, you motherfuckers!

[He, on the other hand, has great aim and a gun that never ( Read more... )

I would've liked to kick the ass of psycho Santa, but I think my ass-kicking resume is full enough.

I've got a chair set up so all of you lucky haircut volunteers can come over any time.

[ooc; actionspam okay for the victims volunteers. He did her hair, so he does a good job, honest!]

Dammit, I knew I needed to get out more. Apparently there was a make-out curse. You know how long it's been since I made out ( Read more... )

[Here's a pissed off looking bear with a Boston accent.]

Oh, great. Great job, city. Like this isn't the most obvious choice or anything. Fuckin' creativity abounds.

[ooc; Safari Day curse.]

This is too late for some of you, but I'm telling you right now not to push the button.

It'll come back to haunt you eventually, trust me on this. There's stuff I want too, but this isn't the way to get it.

Lord help you if your button-pushing hurt any of my friends and I find out.