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[thebearjew]

Alright, guys, remember the only rule: shoot first, ask questions later. Anyone with an enemy uniform gets shot and lord help you if I see you staring instead of shooting.

Shoot good enough and you get to skip the questions.

[ooc; very very hostile Basterds scouting for Nazis. Approach with caution~]

Comments

[mis_match]

I must protest! Such a course of action can hardly be wise!

[thebearjew]

Either I shoot or they shoot.

[mis_match]

But what if you shoot someone who is on your side? What if you shoot an innocent? There are non-combatants here.

[thebearjew]

I'm only shooting the guys in the wrong uniforms.

[hidesinrestroom]

Oh dear.

[thebearjew]

Don't like my strategies?

[hidesinrestroom]

A bit reckless but no.

[thebearjew]

It's the 'reckless' part that scares the shit outta them.

[lastpunchline]

Best advice you could give them.

Too bad not a one will listen to you.

[thebearjew]

Of course not, they're goddamn Nazi sympathizers, apparently. Think we should all sit down and be friends.

I say there's always somebody willing to shoot shit up, and you aren't that guy things are gonna get real bad for you.

[lastpunchline]

I'll shoot whatever you want up. Nazis, commies, the whole works.

[thebearjew]

Commies haven't been much to worry about so far, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume things get worse.

In which case, shoot 'em up all you want.

[der_freischuetz]

Enemy uniform, hm?

[From the last posts/conversations, she has a pretty good idea who he means with "enemy", though, and is amused by it.]

[thebearjew]

Yeah. The Nazis. You should know that by now.

[der_freischuetz]

Oh, I do~ know~.

But you didn't watch the network lately, did you?

sob so late /threadjack

[hiscountess]

This one here is one of those uniformed enemies.