Oh, what a glorious day!!!  2008 MLB season is officially a success.  The Twins probably aren't going to make it either, but they weren't supposed to be this close.  Hell, this series is just like the playoffs, anyway.  If we lose, the season's over.

In other anti-Yankees propaganda, I give you an analysis of Derek Jeter's fielding ability.  The ( Read more... )

Does anybody else feel like a month's worth of news just got crammed into the last week?

Last weekend, I intended to go to the lake and kickoff the hunting season, but I'm in the middle of an auto repair that is not going away.  I've been replacing the lower ball joints on my truck which is something I've never done before, but I had a decent set of ( Read more... )

Seeing reporters get hurt in ridiculous ways:

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Last night, Park Tavern witnessed the debut of the team that embodies the future of bowling.  Before a gathered crowd estimated in the hundreds, The American Meat Institute introduced its four team members who bring a wealth of experience and God-given talent to the team.

Leading off, "Chop" devastates the pins with a crushing attack and a ( Read more... )

There are so many happenings in the world that you all should be aware of!

First and foremost, I have Vikings tickets for this Sunday's game against the Colts.  I'm very much looking forward to seeing the debut of the 2008 Minnesota Vikings after last week's game was cancelled due to the Republican National Convention(Yeah, that's what happened).

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I don't really consider myself a political person.  I didn't even vote in my first opportunity to do so and I kind of feel like most of the time we're dealing with a "Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich" situation.  Usually, I don't even really tune in to the speeches or lead-up to the elections until October, which is unfortunate because, as it's ( Read more... )

It's official.

Worst. TV. Edit. Ever.

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 I heard this on the 93x morning show this morning and thought it was pretty funny.  Sports announcing is always filled with double entendres and sexual connotations, so I think the Olympics would be the perfect place to showcase this.

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
Summer Olympics that they would like to ( Read more... )

 How has no one told me of the existence of a National Hot Dog and Sausage Council?

I guess it seems intuitive given that pretty much every industry has some sort of governing body promoting its existence and sticking up for the little guy.  What are hot dogs to do when commercials depict a boy eating a delicious tube steak and complaining about how ( Read more... )