A date with glory...

[the_mittens]

Last night, Park Tavern witnessed the debut of the team that embodies the future of bowling.  Before a gathered crowd estimated in the hundreds, The American Meat Institute introduced its four team members who bring a wealth of experience and God-given talent to the team.

Leading off, "Chop" devastates the pins with a crushing attack and a

Comments

[avoidanonymity]

Lets not forget that we we drugged!

The opposing team bought us shots which may have caused us to slide to far to the right on the bell curve.

[the_mittens]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Jager Bomb were not part of regular fitness regimen. In such high doses, they cease being performance enhancers.