The nights here are filled with mosquitoes. I watch them from mein window some evenings. Sometimes I wonder how like them mein troops might become should I disappear one day. Will ein mosquito, when taught to behave like ein ant, retain that knowledge? When shall I feel that confidence that we are truly, truly ready? I feel as though I am waiting ( Read more... )

Und did we all enjoy our little adventure with gender confusion? You see, it ist just as I said - ein bit of patience und it ist all better! It was not by any action of mein; I presume the curse merely wore off. I was, of course, doing all I could to expedite the process, but I am ein busy man with many pressing matters to attend to. Matters more ( Read more... )

Oh dear. My, my, my. This ist rather unfortunate, hm? I did have ein sneaking suspicion that the relic Herr Jigen brought me was not the correct one. I suppose this has been confirmed now. How lucky for me that it seems not to have affected everyone it came in contact with, yes ( Read more... )

Since we all seemed to enjoy ourselves at that last little get-together, I believe I am going to use Herr Jigen's successful completion of mein little errand as ein excuse to have another. On Friday evening, I shall reserve ein small but quite nice establishment, und any of you who wish to drop by for ein drink are welcome - those who consider ( Read more... )

I can very distinctly remember, even now, standing in front of the stove as ein very young boy, cooking cabbage or beans or whatever other unsavory bits of nourishment we were able to afford after the countless bottles of liquor had been purchased. I would stand on the tips of mein toes, trying to keep the steam from fogging up mein glasses, for I ( Read more... )

In the year 1961, ein man by the name of Stanley Milgram began ein series of experiments that are very interesting to me. I shall try to summarize ( Read more... )

A few nights ago, Herr Doktor informed me that he intends to marry later this month, und requested my presence at the ceremony. Was I surprised? Perhaps I should not have been. For almost ein year he has spent most of his time at the home of this gentleman - which I do not mind; our true work has not yet begun und until it does, it ist not of much ( Read more... )