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the_mad_major

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Apr 25, 2009 22:20

Oh dear. My, my, my. This ist rather unfortunate, hm? I did have ein sneaking suspicion that the relic Herr Jigen brought me was not the correct one. I suppose this has been confirmed now. How lucky for me that it seems not to have affected everyone it came in contact with, yes ( Read more... )

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schroneko April 26 2009, 05:32:37 UTC

This isn't fair! Use your magic doo-hicky and gimme long hair and big boobies!!

the_mad_major April 26 2009, 06:03:55 UTC

Even if I could do that, mein Katzchen, I would not. You would look ridiculous.

super_cuts April 26 2009, 06:07:43 UTC

You didn't think to tell Jigen there MIGHT be a thing that could turn people into other genders?

AND WHY THE HELL ISN'T HE A CHICK EITHER, WHAT IS THIS.

the_mad_major April 26 2009, 06:30:15 UTC

There are ein great many relics in existence, with ein great many purported uses. I could hardly take the time to inform him of every last one.

Personally, I like Schrodinger's explanation - perhaps those of you who were changed have something to learn from the experience.

super_cuts April 26 2009, 06:34:27 UTC

Don't see how this'll help me, 'less I needed to learn a lesson about peeing sitting down.

the_mad_major April 27 2009, 09:39:38 UTC

Oh, do you not feel even the slightest bit enlightened by seeing the world from ein different perspective?

cinnamonxbuns April 26 2009, 22:48:23 UTC

I should naht be a fuckin woman. Ever. I'm a dood, and I gaht bald spots and a beard! Or I used to have a beard but whatever, I hate you.

the_mad_major April 27 2009, 09:40:17 UTC

It ist hardly mein fault that Herr Jigen brought back the wrong relic.

cinnamonxbuns April 28 2009, 03:25:16 UTC

Well I'm pissed at him too then!

combat_magnum April 28 2009, 04:29:35 UTC

Nothin I can do. Sorry.

combat_magnum April 26 2009, 22:50:14 UTC

I don't know how I managed to escape gettin turned into a woman but I am so friggin glad I did. I don't know why I got the wrong one; all the information was right. It must have been some weird trap or something.

the_mad_major April 27 2009, 09:42:47 UTC

[Lock to Jigen]

Fret not, I am far too entertained to be even the least bit vexed.

[/Lock]

combat_magnum April 28 2009, 03:27:16 UTC

[lock to Major]

Good to know.

[/lock]

cloneofarc April 27 2009, 00:19:15 UTC

Well, are you working with Oprah, Ben and Jerry's, Hallmark, Dannon, or any other company that targets women? If so, then that confirms my conspiracy right now.

the_mad_major April 27 2009, 09:44:30 UTC

Having corporate sponsors would hardly be conducive to eluding government officials.

cloneofarc April 28 2009, 23:46:38 UTC

Like corporations care about the government. They just want their money.