I have won some kind of contest and my parents wanted me to write to our local newspaper and ask them to write an article ( Read more... )

Usually I'd say that you can always express yourself better in your own words, but in this case, the Beatles are close enough to quote ( Read more... )

In the beginning of the night, I had fun and whiskey ( Read more... )

Guy one ( Read more... )

When the kitchen is the only warm place in the house, and you spend all day there together with your flatmate, the cold affects your privacy ( Read more... )

I found my boss's porn on my working laptop. I'm both amused and disappointed. Oh come on, you keep your stuff in your personal PC or on USB or something, not on a laptop that you give to volunteers. And you name the folder something other than "personal data". It makes people look. Name it "finances". Or "stuff". Or, like my wise friend, "have fun ( Read more... )

Four girls and three guys start an evening with weed and nature shows.
One girl falls asleep.
One girl and one guy go to one room.
One girl and one guy go to another room.
The last girl and the last guy have nice conversations for an hour, then he sleeps on the couch and I sleep in a bed.

Folks, I fail at life.

...they can have brand names like:
Barfy
Kum
Wudy
Slap
Kviki

And those are just the ones for food.
Either someone didn't speak any English at all, or someone spoke English very well and pulled a sophisticated joke on, um, their monolingual compatriots :D

...there is a spider in your boot and a stray cat in the office, when your laundry from three days ago still hasn't dried completely but you wear it anyway, when you have just ended any relationship with your best friend of 12 years, when the cookies in the kitchen have gotten soft, when your flatmate is sick and needs nursing, when you go outside ( Read more... )

...my 14th birthday in Finland.
...my 15th birthday in Spain.
...my 16th birthday in Spain.
...my 17th birthday in Texas.
...my 18th birthday in Germany, with my family.
...my 19th birthday in Germany, with my family.
...my 20th birthday in Bosnia-Hercegovina.

Considering that, my conversation with my 60-year-old, extremely loveable landlady today was ( Read more... )