Today I learned that machines work better if they're set up properly!

It's a good thing I come to work. How else would I finish reading all of these books?

I wish people would stop complaining to e about my coworker. There isn't anything I can do about him. Why aren't they complaining to my boss? We've tried, and he doesn't listen to us. Maybe if more people start complaining, he'll listen. Or not :/

I am declaring the Raspberry Liqueur a success! :)

...Livejournal is still here ( Read more... )

So, M's grandmother got us a big pot several weeks ago because I complained we had nothing to cook pasta in. Shefound this one with an insert, so I could just the pasta out, and the water would strain right back into the pot. Tonight we're making lasagna, which is a perfect time to use a big pot, and out she comes. I fill it with water, and put it ( Read more... )

Dear Valued Team Member:

I pay for my tools out of my own pocket. They are my property. I do not have lend them to you. Also, while it is true that the company may replace them, that does not make it ok to lose the ones I do lend out.

Please don't as me again.

Sincerely,
Me

Dear Valued Team Members:

Please get the $@#! out of my department.

Thanks muchly,
Me

When you see this, quote Blackadder in your LJ.

"You wouldn't know a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsicord, singing 'Cunning plans are here again'"

Yay!!! M and I are finally moved in. Now for the long process of unpacking ( Read more... )