The Writer’s Block Hoedown

[the_gneech]

(to a country-western twang)

I want to write a story, I want to write a tale
I want to see it published and get checks in the mail
I wanna be the hottest thing that you have ever seen
but all that I am doing, is staring at the screen!

I’ve got a case of writer’s block, as you can plainly see
I had it something awful now, since 2000-and-3!
I’ve got

Comments

[rebelsheart]

I see you've heard Keith Urban's "Put You In A Song"

[the_gneech]

I haven't, actually. What is it?

-TG

[rebelsheart]

A disturbingly similar concept, as a country song:

[the_gneech]

Hrm ... it doesn't seem to be about writer's block!

Weird thing is, I don't actually much care for country music, but for some reason every song I come up with works best in it.

-TG

[rowyn]

Darn plots always get you, don't they? x.x

[the_gneech]

Stoopid plots, always needing to be thunk up!

-TG

[radbaron]

Without plots, you cannot have plot holes.

Stoopid logics.

[frustratedpilot]

Help is on the way. Read my Livejournal starting today.