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Christmas Blues

Dec 04, 2010 23:32

"You have got to be kidding me."

That had been Ray's initial reaction anyway. Nearly five minutes later and his language had turned a bit more colorful. He'd tackled the mistletoe methodically, trying to rip it away so it would let him loose but he was still caught beneath it, looking like a prized idiot most probably. It was pretty much the end of ( Read more... )

asher talos, riza hawkeye, delirium, stephen colbert, jo lupo, ray vecchio, sally harper

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endlessdel December 6 2010, 12:41:18 UTC

All the warning Ray had was the pattering sound of feet before Delirium launched snuck around and launched herself at him. It wasn't like he could fall, he couldn't go anywhere. Delirium wrapped her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, settling in quite nicely.

"hI hi bALDman," Delirium said grinning. She hadn't kissed him yet. She wasn't sure she wanted to. Still it was fun to torture him.

speakscanadian December 6 2010, 21:45:31 UTC

The wind was knocked out of him before he could even finish his blaspheme. He guessed he should thank Delirium for saving his immortal soul but when his immortal crown jewels were all but being squashed to death, he had to realign his priorities at some point.

"I'm not bald," he squeezed out, having no better place to put his hands than around her waist. "What're you doing?"

endlessdel December 6 2010, 23:20:10 UTC

"thE LAck of hAir oN Your hEAD SuggeST DiffERentLY. Re-Ced-iNG!" Del said, singing the last word creepily as she patted his balding head. Del played with the imaginary strands of hair on his head as she enjoyed herself. She wasn't going anywhere and neither was Ray which could be fun. Delirium still hadn't decided if she wanted him dead or alive yet. Mostly she ended with dead. "You're TrappED in HERe with ME uNTiL i kisS YOU and i'M not goinG TO Do that uNtiL..."

Delirium paused, mmming loudly. "We PLAY tWENty quEStions." Delirium shouted before making sure to put her fingertips infront of her mouth. He was not sneaking no kisses either.

speakscanadian December 7 2010, 00:22:13 UTC

Kissing her hadn't even crossed his mind and Ray was glad that he was able to hold onto that strand of sanity at least.

"Do we have to?" He wheezed, tightening his grip on her when he felt her sliding further south. "I'm more of a five questions sorta guy." When he was on the receiving end of said questions anyway.

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