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Christmas Blues

Dec 04, 2010 23:32

"You have got to be kidding me."

That had been Ray's initial reaction anyway. Nearly five minutes later and his language had turned a bit more colorful. He'd tackled the mistletoe methodically, trying to rip it away so it would let him loose but he was still caught beneath it, looking like a prized idiot most probably. It was pretty much the end of ( Read more... )

asher talos, riza hawkeye, delirium, stephen colbert, jo lupo, ray vecchio, sally harper

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endlessdel December 6 2010, 12:41:18 UTC

All the warning Ray had was the pattering sound of feet before Delirium launched snuck around and launched herself at him. It wasn't like he could fall, he couldn't go anywhere. Delirium wrapped her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, settling in quite nicely.

"hI hi bALDman," Delirium said grinning. She hadn't kissed him yet. She wasn't sure she wanted to. Still it was fun to torture him.

speakscanadian December 6 2010, 21:45:31 UTC

The wind was knocked out of him before he could even finish his blaspheme. He guessed he should thank Delirium for saving his immortal soul but when his immortal crown jewels were all but being squashed to death, he had to realign his priorities at some point.

"I'm not bald," he squeezed out, having no better place to put his hands than around her waist. "What're you doing?"

endlessdel December 6 2010, 23:20:10 UTC

"thE LAck of hAir oN Your hEAD SuggeST DiffERentLY. Re-Ced-iNG!" Del said, singing the last word creepily as she patted his balding head. Del played with the imaginary strands of hair on his head as she enjoyed herself. She wasn't going anywhere and neither was Ray which could be fun. Delirium still hadn't decided if she wanted him dead or alive yet. Mostly she ended with dead. "You're TrappED in HERe with ME uNTiL i kisS YOU and i'M not goinG TO Do that uNtiL..."

Delirium paused, mmming loudly. "We PLAY tWENty quEStions." Delirium shouted before making sure to put her fingertips infront of her mouth. He was not sneaking no kisses either.

speakscanadian December 7 2010, 00:22:13 UTC

Kissing her hadn't even crossed his mind and Ray was glad that he was able to hold onto that strand of sanity at least.

"Do we have to?" He wheezed, tightening his grip on her when he felt her sliding further south. "I'm more of a five questions sorta guy." When he was on the receiving end of said questions anyway.

endlessdel December 11 2010, 18:06:19 UTC

"yEs," Delirium said squealing wheee as she slid down his body until he got hold of her. Spoilsport. "anD yes, yes yOU Do yOU SEEM LiKE A oH, Oh, nOT yet nOT... OH i'm DOne kinD of guY. But i wanT A DuracELL bUNNY LiKE ASher so tWENTY quESTions. tWENTY."

speakscanadian December 12 2010, 19:00:32 UTC

"A bun--I am not--" Oh God. What was she on? Ray didn't even have time to defend himself before she was on to the next insult. "Do I have to hold you for all twenty questions?" he asked, still wheezing. He could carry a grown man like Fraser on his shoulder for miles but a woman wrapped awkwardly around his waist was entirely different. For one thing, Ray hadn't had to worry about never having children when holding Fraser. "'Cause if so, you should get a move on."

endlessdel December 13 2010, 19:31:46 UTC

"dO you WanT TO oHoHoH Have sEX wiTH MY AshER?" Delirium said as she slid down Ray slowly before climbing back up and holding on tightly for dear life. "Do yOU WAnt to Have seX with My stEPhen?"

speakscanadian December 13 2010, 22:01:47 UTC

"Is that...your business?" Ray asked, still unsure exactly what Asher and Del's relationship status was. "And no. Stephen's good on the TV but in the flesh? Not such a big fan." But that was the same with all celebrities.

endlessdel December 13 2010, 22:08:02 UTC

"NOpE," Delirium said making the word pop in her mouth as she smiled at him. "tHAT's Desire's buSiness. i'M insaNity rEmEMBer. But i WAnt to kNOW so i doN't-" Accidently kill you, maim you, shag you... "-maKE ashER maddER THan usuAL. He's twitCHy. his pENis is twiTCHy, itS ALL Fun and is yOUR Penis twitchY?"

Delirium scowled at the not a fan of Stephen comment though. How could anyone not like Stephen? Well, except Asher but Asher didn't like anyone.

speakscanadian December 13 2010, 22:30:44 UTC

"How will you not knowing if I like him make Asher madder than usual?" It was getting harder and harder to hold onto Del without moving his feet, and his grip weakened until the only thing keeping her up was her arms around his neck.

He braced his hands on the door frames. "Please talk quickly."

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