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[dickgout]

Winter in Bon Temps was never like this.

Maybe it snowed once or twice, but this was a fucking winter wonderland, like in the songs, and it made him wish like hell Sookie was there. She'd really like it, Jason thought, and he was pretty sure it was darker longer in the winter, even if he didn't measure it here, and then she could do disgusting

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[percy_jackson]

I stared at the man, and folded my arms. "Aw, man. You didn't!"

[dickgout]

"'ey kith," Jason exhaled. "'uckin' 'et o'er 'ere," He waved a hand frantically.

[percy_jackson]

"You know," I said, coming closer and looking up the metal. He really was stuck fast. "You hear about people doing this sort of thing, but I never actually saw one until now. I always thought such people were a myth. I mean, who'd be silly enough to lick a cold metal pole, knowing you'd get stuck?"

[dickgout]

"'uck 'ou 'ihhh!" shouted Jason, as best he could. He didn't generally beat up kids, but he did when they made fun of him for being stupid. It happened. Sometimes.

[frakkup]

Kara didn't like taking them out in the snow. The silence with which the flakes fell was eerie, and worse, the drifts on the ground masked the sound of any approach. The only way to be safe was to be constantly on the lookout.

It was exhausting, but they needed to eat, and Kara wasn't keen on shooting one of the many winter woodland creatures they were suddenly infested with and eating it raw, so to the Compound they went.

She was just carrying Calliope through a deeper drift in front of the ferris wheel when Kara heard a familiar sound - the sound of a dumbass about to lose something precious to an unrelenting force.

She turned slowly to her left, and sure enough, there was Jason Stackhouse. "You stupid frak," Kara blurted.

[dickgout]

"Geth 'ee oth thith!" Jason shot her pleading eyes. "Waith, waith, don'cuth 'y 'ongue oth!" Surely she wouldn't do such a thing if front of her kid. Right?

More than that, what the fuck was a frak?

[frakkup]

"Yeah, I didn't catch a word of that," Kara drawled, but Calliope seemed to get the point. "Ouch," she said, pointing at his tongue.

"I'll frakking say." Kara walked a circle around him, but she couldn't see any reason that might deliver him from the obvious conclusion that he'd stuck himself there on purpose. "What were you thinking?"

[dickgout]

Clearly the mother was less sympathetic than the daughter, but Jason pretty much knew that about Kara by now. He tried appealing to little Calliope. "'ake 'our 'om 'eeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll 'eeeeeeeeeee."

For good measure, he shot his best puppy dog eyes over at Kara.

[so_heavy]

Max has only encountered Jason the once, but it was enough to give him the impression that the guy wasn't firing on all cylinders. This, though- This is new heights of idiocy, and he might mock the guy if he didn't feel so fucking sorry for his dumb ass.

"You're making it worse," he sighs upon approach, rifling in his heavy coat pocket for his pack of cigarettes and lighter. "Just hold the fuck on a minute, and we'll get you back to the brain trust you escaped from, man."

[dickgout]

"'uck 'ou, 'at'th a 'ain thust," mouthed Jason, pretty sure it wasn't something complimentary. He started to explain about the no snow in Lousiana and his sister dating the undead thing, but it made his tongue tear a little in a way that was quick to shut him up.

This really could have happened to anyone.

[so_heavy]

Having lit a cigarette, Max pocketed the pack and lighter and stood there impassively smoking it while Jason fought to make his mouth work.

"You think so?" he asked, and held up the cigarette for Jason to see. "I could use this cigarette to warm that thing up so you can get your tongue off it, or I could just say fuck you too, and leave you here. Your choice, man."

[dickgout]

This guy was a little more S&M than Jason would have thought, or was really comfortable with, considering the nature of his predicament. It didn't help that he was half bent over, leaving himself unprotected for anything that... well. Man, he needed to stop thinking of things so sexually. OF COURSE this guy probably wasn't going to... was the ice getting into his brain?

"'elp 'eeeeee," he whined.

[thirdboxcar]

Walt stares at the guy, his eyes going the tiniest bit wide, before he breaks out into a huge laughing fit. Once he's sure he's actually going to get a few words out while sounding coherent, he walks up to him, telling him, "If you were my buddy, I'd totally let you stay that way for a good while, you know that?"

Looking him over, Walt grins again. "You need help?"

[dickgout]

"'ut th'uck oeth ihluhli'?" Jason tried, but quickly found that it wasn't a great idea to move his lips too near the metal. Too likely they'd get stuck there too. Instead, he waved frantically for help.

[thirdboxcar]

Walt grins and wanders over to the guy, still quietly chuckling. "We could try to carefully scrap off the ice around your tongue?" He offers, pulling out his knife.

[dojustfine]

Jennifer was walking by the ferris wheel when she saw a guy standing way closer to it than was really necessary, and it took her a minute to see exactly what he was doing. "Oh, my God," she said, thinking this guy is way too old to be acting like the kid in A Christmas Story, and went over to him. "Don't try to pull away," she warned him. "You could cause serious injury to your tongue if you do."

[dickgout]

Don't you think I know that was what Jason wanted to shout, but unfortunately all that came out was a general yell of dismay and terror. Oh Lord, television has lied to him in so many ways.

"Aaaaaaaaaah."

[dojustfine]

"Okay, calm down. I'm a doctor." Not that anyone with two brain cells couldn't figure out what to do, but maybe knowing a doctor was there would keep him from panicking and trying to pull away. "I'm going to go right over there to the compound and get some warm water. Do not move until I get back, okay? You'll be fine. Just don't move."

[dickgout]

Hearing she was a doctor only freaked him out even more, probably because the last time a doctor said anything about calming down, he got A NEEDLE STUCK UP HIS DICK. Jason made a loud, alarmed noise at her. She didn't look like she was the kind of woman to prick his dick, but there was no knowing for sure.