This is one of my recent favorite poems.

Bad Morning

Here I sit
With my shoes mismated.
Lawdy-mercy!
I's frustrated!

Langston Hughes

I feel like this is how my life is right now, except without my usual ability to laugh at myself.

Your Kissing Purity Score: 23% Pure
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Sam left his LJ login on my computer, so I get to tell you all the truth about him.

He LOVES the cock.

~J

I had orientation for my job at the JCC for the past week. Needless to say, it reaffirmed my hate. Im not going to go into another rant about the Jews, but if you'd like background, ask my brother JAson. He has also ventured to the dark side with me ( Read more... )

it has been so long since i posted and i felt this would be an excellent time to change that ( Read more... )

Senior Vp motha f***as

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"Why didn't you call?"

Fletch, Too
by: Gregory Macdonald

You May Be a Bit Histrionic ...


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If you ever get a chance to read George Orwell's essay, "Shooting an Elephant," the first couple paragraphs describe a lot of american kids i know who consider themselves rebellious. I feel like they dont have much foundation to their hatred of their own country's practices, but rather feel like they're are just morally wrong in general. I was ( Read more... )

Samuel Harris Nellis's Aliases

Your movie star name: Special Brownies Joseph

Your fashion designer name is Samuel Firenze

Your socialite name is Sammyfromalabammy Amsterdam

Your fly girl / guy name is S Nel

Your detective name is Spotted Cock Walterjohnson

Your barfly name is Grapes Beer

Your soap opera name is Harris Calvert
Your rock ( Read more... )