.:143:.

[the_bastard_ds]

As if the random dick in the fridge and the torture traps weren't enough, last night I was falling to pieces!

That. Fucking. Sucked.

I die enough as it is already. Usually quickly and somewhat painlessly. You had to make it last a day?

God, I fucking hurt all over.

Comments

[sister1bear]

...How many times you died?

[the_bastard_ds]

Hmmm. A good five or six times.

[sister1bear]

Wow.

I'm guessing the curse yesterday didn't help much.

[the_bastard_ds]

Not in the least.

[needsmapquest]

Go back to bed then!

[the_bastard_ds]

I had to bitch first.

[needsmapquest]

Like an old woman!

[the_bastard_ds]

Pfft. Then everyone here are old women.

[better_third]

I don't think you have the greatest luck, DS...

[the_bastard_ds]

Tell me about it.

[better_third]

Well, I hope it gets better.

[the_bastard_ds]

That'd take a miracle.

[mostlychaste]

Don't get out of bed, Luche.

I'll fix you something to eat. How are you feeling?

[ooc: And here is Yoko feeling guilty about Luche having died once to save her]

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[the_bastard_ds]

I'm alright. Just a bit sore and tired. Regenerating tends to do that.

[the_bastard_ds]

.. You're being awfully nice today.

[OOC: Aww. X3 &hearts]

[mostlychaste]

You had a bad day yesterday, I just want today to be better for you.

Now stop being suspicious and just accept it.

[powersponge]

...so that's where it went!

[the_bastard_ds]

It was yours?

Too bad. I tossed it down the garbage disposal.

[powersponge]

...it was a joke.

I feel sorry for the owner, now.

[the_bastard_ds]

The owner was probably already dead.