.:143:.

[the_bastard_ds]

As if the random dick in the fridge and the torture traps weren't enough, last night I was falling to pieces!

That. Fucking. Sucked.

I die enough as it is already. Usually quickly and somewhat painlessly. You had to make it last a day?

God, I fucking hurt all over.

Comments

[mostlychaste]

Don't get out of bed, Luche.

I'll fix you something to eat. How are you feeling?

[ooc: And here is Yoko feeling guilty about Luche having died once to save her]

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[the_bastard_ds]

I'm alright. Just a bit sore and tired. Regenerating tends to do that.

[the_bastard_ds]

.. You're being awfully nice today.

[OOC: Aww. X3 &hearts]

[mostlychaste]

You had a bad day yesterday, I just want today to be better for you.

Now stop being suspicious and just accept it.

[the_bastard_ds]

Yes, ma'am.

... Can I have a 20 lbs steak?

[mostlychaste]

Don't be greedy or you'll be eating salad.

[the_bastard_ds]

A sandwich, then?

[mostlychaste]

I will make you a normal sized steak. And some soup.

[the_bastard_ds]

Thank you, Miss Yoko. &hearts