.:143:.

[the_bastard_ds]

As if the random dick in the fridge and the torture traps weren't enough, last night I was falling to pieces!

That. Fucking. Sucked.

I die enough as it is already. Usually quickly and somewhat painlessly. You had to make it last a day?

God, I fucking hurt all over.

Comments

[venomouselle]

It could be worse. You still have your own dick.

[the_bastard_ds]

That's true. It usually ends up getting blown off whenever I die.