THE MASTER LIST (PART 02)

[the_perkygoff]

Below listed is the week 83 to present list of every single thing I've posted in the linkies (if you're wondering where part one is, please read this). This can be accessed at any time from the top of my journal at any time (example viewable here). The format goes:

"Name of article/link" (# week it debuted) [ANY SPECIAL TAGS TO NOTE - REFER TO KEY]

KEY
List is in alphabetical order
(#) = what week it appeared

If it starts with...

* indicates my personal favorites

Fail = failblog or equivalent macro link
Quote = bash.com or equivalent quote link
PHOTO (random) = photos with no explanation

If it ends with...

[NSFW] = not safe for work/dubiously safe for work
[PICT] = contains/is photos or pictures OR are short comics/comic pages. Exempt for linkies with "PHOTO (RANDOM)" & "FAIL" headers.
[SCI] = contains Science content (studies/some technical reading). Some of these are undoubtedly tl;dr, depending on your level of patience.
[VID] = contains/is videos or flash animation

Last updated: 2/24 (for week 97).

( Take me back to weeks 1-82! )



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*1 man, 18 drums (89) [VID]

10 creative ice cube trays (89) [PICT]

10 divorce stories too strange to make up (91)

*10 extraordinary child prodigies (84)

10 famous paintings re-created in Lego (88) [PICT]

10 great books for (traumatizing) children (86)

*10 greatest mentally ill superheroes (95)

10 most bizarre scientific papers (96)

10 most diabolical fish on earth (83)

10 of the ugliest creatures on earth (88) [PICT]

*11 most retarded fictional weapons ever created (84)

12 funny wedding names (95) [PICT]

12-mile biological goo found in arctic (86)

*13 real animals lifted directly out of your nightmares (93) [PICT]

15 ads that'll make you say WTF (87)

15 creepy album covers (83)

*15 extraordinary sand sculptures (89) [PICT]

15 stupid warning labels (90) [PICT]

15 weirdest hats (83) [PICT]

17 more photos you won't believe aren't photoshopped (95) [PICT]

2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines (88)

2-year old warms up for skiing nationals (89)

20 awesome pumpkin carvings (92) [PICT]

3,000 LEDs used to build glitzy SMS-controlled UFO (92)

*4 real vampire animals (92) [PICT]

5 creepiest urban legends (that happen to be true) (92)

5 current genetic experiments likely to destroy humanity (93)

*5 of the most half-assed monsters in movie history (92) [VID]

*5 reasons why you'll hate the movie Twilight (89) [VID]

5 self-destructive ways people accidentally cured themselves (96)

*6 beloved TV shows (that traumatized cast members for life) (93)

6 formerly forbidden snacks that are actually good for you (84)

6 reasons North Korea is the funniest evil dictatorship ever (86)

6 famous unsolved mysteries (with really obvious solutions) (87)

*6 fashion trends (that killed people) (88)

*6 most badass stunts ever pulled in the name of science (91)

*6 of the creepiest places on earth (97)

*7 badass cartoon villains who lost to retarded heroes (89)

*7 fatal injuries (that people somehow survived) (94)

7 man-made substances that laugh in the face of physics (91)

*7 people who cheated death (then kicked it in the balls) (94)

7 of the weirdest mythical creatures from around the world (92)

*8 of the manliest images on the internet (94) [PICT]

8 people who inspired words (for embarrassing reasons) (90)

*9 manliest names in the world (85)

*9 real life mad scientists (92) [VID]

9-11 tattoo is worst tattoo ever (87) [PICT]

After helping family escape fire, Queens man dies retrieving his cell phone (95)

*Algae and light help injured mice walk again (91) [SCI]

All that jazz: video game musicals (96) [VID]

American Morgue Chocolates (92) [PICT]

Animals with lightsabers (86) [PICT]

*Anime boob jiggle montage (87) [VID]

Annals of Medicine: The itch (95) [SCI]

*Anxious Dog (89) [VID]

Aquatic deer and ancient whales (89) [SCI]

Art of Design: amazing artistic furniture designs (96) [PICT]

Artist kills, tattoos pigs (86)

*Atlantis found? (91)

Awesome grandpa tackles bank robber (87) [VID]

*Baby elephant sneeze (96) [VID]

Baby named Sarah McCain Palin (87)

*"The Berlin Reunion"/Little Giantess and Big Giant reunited (90) [PICT]

*Best novelty alarm clocks (87)

*Best response ever on People's Court (86) [VID]

*"Bone" paperclip (83) [NSFW][PICT]

*The bonnacon monster (92) [PICT]

*Bontrust Finance ad (87) [NSFW][VID]

Boy collapses after playing World of Warcraft for 24-hours straight (87)

Boy discovers microbe that eats plastic (88)

Boy killed by anal penetrating chair (97)

*Brain-enhancing drugs: take 'em, scientists say (95)

*Breakdance cat attack (96) [VID]

*The burden of bearing a massive penis (97) [SCI]

*Carl Sagan - Cosmos - Drake Equation (93) [VID]

Catholic church issues prayer for faithful to say before sex (85)

*Cell phone monster in the microwave (88) [VID]

Cell size and scale (93)

*Cheese or font (86)

Chickens inspired by chickens (97) [VID]

Christian side-hug album release (97) [VID]

The Church of Whale Penis (85) [NSFW]

The contiguous United States: visualized by distance of nearest McDonalds (94) [PICT]

*"The Cube Will Not Stab You"/God of War: Chains of Olympus "Companion Cube outfit" (90) [VID]

Cursive writing may be fading skill (87)

*CT scan finds hidden face under Nefertiti bust (88)

*Cthulhu Tract (92) [PICT]

*Cyborg pumpkin (92) [VID]

Dad tells 4-year-old cocaine is candy (child distributes to friends) (87)

*Dancing baby to Beyonce (94) [VID]

Dancing plague of 1518 (97)

*The Dark Knight: The 1960s version (86) [VID]

Dead deer dressed in clown costume left on porch (90)

Diamonds produced from tequila (88)

*Dig-dug trailer/Dig-dug would make a killer horror movie (88) [VID]

Disney autonomatronics figure can sense if you're happy (90)

*Disney buys Marvel/battle of the Beasts comic (84) [PICT]

Disney throws lemmings off cliff for nature documentary (91)

*Do demons lurk in the halls of Japan's Buddhist temples? (92) [PICT]

*Dog thinks he's a rabbi (91) [VID]

*Dolichocephaloids of Peru/ancient Peruvian Coneheads (92)

Dragon leather bag (84) [PICT]

Drug-free ways to hallucinate (83)

Drumline meets Revenge of the Nerds (90) [VID]

*Dumbo octopus (83) [PICT]

*Edgar Allen Poe gets proper funeral 160 years after death (89)

*Edward Cullen - Like A Boss (95) [VID]

Electronic cigarettes (87)

Enraged teen allegedly beats family after cellphone is taken away (90)

Eternal Image Star Trek coffin, urn (92)

Explosions and boobs.com (89) [PICT]

Facebook Mom/reasons why parents shouldn't be allowed on FB (89)

*Facebook status update clear teen of criminal charges (94)

*Face-off with deadly predator/leopard seal falls in love with photographer (95) [VID]

Fail: boundaries (85)

Fail: Google, parakeet question (94)

Fail: Google strikes again (96)

Fail: receipt slut fail (86)

*Fail: soda win (85)

*Fail: toilet sign (95)

*Fail: WIN for Facebook Halloween costume (95)

Family says 911 tape caught cops planning cover-up after shooting (89)

The Far-Side reenactments (86) [PICT]

Faulty XBOX "bargain" (83) [PICT]

*First! video (89) [VID]

*Fish that triggers hallucinations found off British coast (94)

Font conference (85) [VID]

*Font fight (85) [VID]

Freaks of nature designed by National Geographic (84) [PICT]

*Fun pet enjoys leisurely drive (97) [VID]

*Gang of bees attacks the mission (95) [PICT]

Gareth Pugh crazy fashion show (84) [PICT]

Gay Zombie (92) [VID]

Georgia law bans retailers from selling 'Pot Candy' to minors (94)

German cannibal confesses fantasy (92)

GET LAID BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE (96) [VID]

*Getting passed at 160 km/hr/GO SPEED RACER GOOO (91) [VID]

Ghostbuster opening on Craigslist (92)

The giant 6ft cow that is as big as a small elephant (91)

*Giant girl doll (90) [VID]

Giant rat species discovered/real life R.O.U.S (Rodents Of Unusual Size) (85)

Giant sand worms lived in Torbay, scientists claim/the spice is the life (88)

Girl's unusual reaction when she wins on the Today Show (96) [VID]

*Goatse on BBC/Olympics troll (84) [VID]

Guard dog destroys £40,000 Elvis Presley teddy (83)

*Gulpy and Vrictor on Mario Speedruns/"jam it into her vagina" (90) [VID]

Gundam Wedding (85) [PICT]

Halo, the pool playing dog (91) [VID]

Happy Hallzooeen (92) [PICT]

*The Hardest Mario (89) [NSFW][VID]

*Hardly Working: Guy Ritchie/ever British action film you've ever seen (84) [NSFW][VID]

Hercules - the early years (94)

*Home made slide (94) [VID]

*How to grow 100lbs of potatoes in a 4 foot square (84)

*Honey Badger: why don't they just call it "Badger of Death" (85) [PICT][VID]

Hospital clown images too scary for kids (90)

*How radical was TMNT? (86) [PICT]

*How to build a steampunk house (95) [PICT]

I'm Glad I'm a Boy, I'm Glad I'm A Girl satire book (85) [PICT]

I'm in a Box [Balloon Boy rap] (93) [VID]

I Love The (18)80s! soundtrack (90)

"I want to ride one into battle: coyotes and wolves are breeding" (93)

*iGun Traffic Rampage (83) [NSFW][VID]

*I've Got a Feeling (I'm a Korean) parody (83) [VID]

Indian man has five kidneys (96)

Japan's biggest Harry Potter fan meets HP cast (90) [VID]

Japan's cyber homeless (95) [VID]

Japan’s eco-campaign leads to bra recycling (94)

Japanese lotion commercial features tentacles (85) [VID]

*Japanese Spiderman (91) [VID]

Jupiter's moon plays peek-a-boo with Hubble (86) [PICT]

Jupiter, Venus, moon to form frown in evening sky (86)

*Kanye West is a meme now (86) [PICT]

*Kermit Bale/Kermit the Frog meets Christian Bale (83) [PICT]

*Kids kill gollum by Panama Lake (93)

*Kittens inspired by kittens (97) [VID]

*Kitty Red Light, Green Light, 1-2-3/Return of Hitchcock cat (96) [VID]

*Large hadron collider overheats due to dropped chunk of bread (94)

*Left 4 Teletubbies mod (89) [VID]

Lego Pharaoh floats down River Thames (83)

*License to grill (84)

Like an artificial virgin!/fake hymens are surprisingly work-safe (87)

*M83 - We Own the Sky (93) [VID]

*Magical unicorn semen on ebay (84) [PICT]

*Mamushka dance, Addams Family (92) [VID]

*Man blames psychosis, Silent Hill for blacking out hospital (93)

Man hit by truck helping women cross street, gets ticketed (89)

"Man in the dark" flash (83)

Manga Mein Kampf (85)

Marge Simpson to appear on cover of Playboy (90)

Marriott abandons argument that rape victim was at fault (83)

*Matrix the musical (91) [VID]

Meanest driver in the world (91) [VID]

Mechanical tumor (88) [VID]

*Mice suspected in deadly cat fire (97)

*Milkman vs Mailman (83) [VID]

Mister T por athclon (91) [VID]

Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn (86)

*NASA scientist leaves other scientist hanging on high five (90) [VID]

*NASA smash! (the moon) (90)

Neighbors thought dead man was part of Halloween display (92)

*The Network Prank (90) [VID]

Neutra Face: an ode on a typeface (97) [VID]

"New color iris"/surgically change eye color (83)

New Japanese watermelons come straight from the heart (88) [PICT]

New York nuclear power plant mistakenly blares emergency alarm (87)

No signal (and other cellular drama from horror movies) (88) [VID]

*Not-so-stealth cat (89) [VID]

*NYU Student preforms most adorable robot experiment ever (84)

*Obama does Thriller (94) [VID]

The ocarina of all white meat (85) [PICT]

*Omegle chat conversation (93)

Om nom nom bird (93) [VID]

*Painful skateboard... no wait (90) [VID]

Panda sneeze attack (93) [VID]

Passenger forced to cover Arabic T-shirt receives $330,000 compensation (93)

Passive aggressive anger release machine (93)

*Penguin books thriller Malaysian advertistements (88) [PICT]

Periodic table of comic books (85)

*PHOTO (random): 80s flashback! (86)

*PHOTO (random): Batman Law & Order (89)

*PHOTO (random): Beatles slaughter Yesterday and Today cover (92)

PHOTO (random): Best bike ever (94)

*PHOTO (random): DOG, GET DOWN FROM THERE (87)

PHOTO (random): DOG ON BURGERS (88)

*PHOTO (random): Giant Chupacabra snail (97)

*PHOTO (random): I NOT HAS PMS (83)

PHOTO (random): "Jerry mask"/Munsters (92)

*PHOTO (random): Katamary Damacy (real life) (83)

PHOTO (random): MIIIIGHTY CENTAUR HERD (93)

PHOTO (random): omigod shoes (90)

*PHOTO (random): Philosophizing with the greats (83)

PHOTO (random): portraits of the stars - what they may look like in 2000 (97)

*PHOTO (random): Princess Peach status update (90)

PHOTO (random): Start Coke Earlier ad (84)

PHOTO (random): Tennis ball hair cut (86)

PHOTO (random): Vick dog (83)

*PHOTO (random): WORLD'S BIGGEST DOG (90)

Pink dolphin appears in US lake (83)

*Police play Wii bowling during drug raid (87) [VID]

*Presidental turkey pardoning (96) [VID]

*PS3s used to capture child pornographers (96)

*Rare parrot humps photographer's head (89) [VID]

*Real comic book character for Halloween (94) [PICT]

Real life jackalopes (84) [PICT]

Rice bag baby (86)

Robocop fried chicken commercial, Japan 1980s (85) [VID]

*Robot fish (87) [VID]

*Robot programmed to love goes too far, commences stalking (96)

*Save the water monster Axolotl (89)

Sex offender takes bite out of crime, chomps own penis (85)

*Scary people holding puppies.com (84) [PICT]

Science ponders zombie attack (83)

"Shit my dad says" Twitter account (83)

*Silent Hill, the Haunted House. For real. (92)

*The Sims 3 Horror Trailer (92) [VID]

*Singing Kitties/cats of the internet remix (84) [VID]

Smallville Wonder Twins episode (94)

*Smile, or else: hat stabs your head when your smile fades (97)

*SNAIL ANATOMY/digital painting of a cross-section (83) [PICT]

*Snake with foot found in China (87)

*Space Asshole (93) [VID]

Spiderman lizard (89) [PICT]

Spot the "invisible" men and women in photos/urban camouflage (85) [PICT]

*Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) (85) [VID]

*Strange humanoid carp found in pond (89) [PICT][VID]

Super hero directory (97)

Surgeons operate on man thought to have a tumor, find tree (84)

Take my body and plastinate it, Toronto woman tells Gunther von Hagens (93)

Tattoo clue lead police to thief (88)

Teen's "fantastic" new name is "super" long (85)

Tentacle Grape soda (85)

Thai Spiderman to the rescue/firefighter dresses as Spiderman to save boy (83)

Tiger Woods: Japanese night news Sims style (97) [VID]

Tina Turner reprises Mad Max costume for NY concert (89) [PICT]

Today in outrageous taserings!/police taser unarmed double amputee in wheelchair (87)

*Toronto schools chief (mostly) defends Halloween sensitivity policy (92)

*"Torn" mime redux (86) [VID]

Trapped girls update Facebook status instead of calling for help (86)

*"Tripping over the tubs" (94)

TURKEY HUNTING!!! (96) [VID]

'Twilight's' Stephenie Meyer immortalized ... in a comic book (90)

UNICEF: Do the global handwashing dance! (93) [VID]

*United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff (93)

Victim's kin sue in Wal-Mart stampede death (89)

*Violent movies reduce real-life violence (91)

*Walmart sells empty box instead of a laptop, bought with stolen credit card (89)

Walmart.com sells coffins (93) [PICT]

When rappers age (86) [PICT]

"Will we eat wonky fruit and veg?" (96)

*Who said it: Kanye or Hitler? [VID]

*Web Site Story (86) [VID]

Woman has 26 pins removed because grandparents tried to force a sex-change via acupuncture (89)

*Woman hits dog with Wiimote, killing it, neighbor revives (95)

Woman lived a year undetected in a man's closet (87)

*World names profiler (87)

XXX hot necrophiliac lesbian bdelloids (85) [SCI]

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If you're a new-comer to my journal, I readily except any oddball links you might have found on the tubes. Feel free to leave me a message here or on any of my entries with a hyperlink to the site and I'll be sure to credit you when I post it. No porn please for we all know there are hundreds of bizarre fetishes and dozens of "two girl, one cup"-esque videos out there.

If I have missed anything/mislabeled anything/anything is out of order, please let me know. The purpose of the list is as an archive, both to you and me as I attempt to reduce my chances of posting something twice. My track record is pretty good: it's happened only a few times (and of those, only one was accidental and happened before the list was born - the others have been deliberate).