Luna's LUNES Linkies - Round 19.6 (Animals Day)

[the_perkygoff]

In case you've missed what's going on...

Pretty basic theme today. Let's just jump right on in:

There's a bodybuilding website online that did a special page on Belgian Blue Beef Cows or, as they are more affectionately known, "Schwarzenegger Super Cows"... cows that have a genetic quirk that causes them to develop twice as much muscle as your regular cow. But trust me... you wouldn't like Belgian Blue when she's angry... BELGIAN BLUE SMASH.

So apparently this is what happens when a Pelican meets an Australian F-111 bomber jet. F-111: 0 Pelican: ...well, 0 too.

I'd like to present the latest edition to the LOLCat family: CAN I HAZ BEEN DIGESTED?

Wow. Wow. A man in China was denied insurance after being bitten by a dog because, "it was his own fault for not learning karate." GODDAMMIT, WHY DIDN'T YOU USE KUNG-FU ON THE DOG, HUH?

...Of course, that assumes he didn't run into the NEXT dog on the linkies today: "Fighter Teaches Dog To Kick-Box." Sweet jeebeebus. I would just about die if I saw a dog kick the shit out of someone.

Here's a guy that Fazed called the coolest guy on earth. The only thing I could think of when I saw the picture was, "NOT WITHOUT MY PARROT MACAW!!" He also gets about 80 points for color-coordinating his ride with his bird.

The Kansas Board of Education has decided to put a ban on Pokemon cards... not because they're particularly disruptive/distracting to the students in class but because they're afraid it'll "promote kids to believing in evolution."

Who's to argue with love at first sight? Swan falls head-over-heels for peddle boat.

Snakes will apparently do some pretty strange things, physiologically speaking, when they're staving: namely, grow large heads and digest their own hearts.

"September 10th, 1945 finds a strapping (but tender) five and a half month old Wyandotte rooster pecking through the dust of Fruita, Colorado. Clara Olsen was planning on featuring the plump chicken in the evening meal. Husband Lloyd Olsen was sent out, on a very routine mission, to prepare the designated fryer for the pan. He positioned his ax precisely, estimating just the right tolerances, to leave a generous neck bone. A skillful blow was executed and the chicken staggered around like most freshly terminated poultry. Then the determined bird shook off the traumatic event and never looked back. Mike returned to his job of being a chicken." Meet Mike, the headless chicken, that lived for 18 months.

While on the topic of chickens, do you know why 3000 chickens crossed the road?

Here's a puppy that's cute as a button... who cares if he has an extra two legs?

And to end: it's one of the golden rules of the natural world. Birds live in trees, fish live in water. The trouble is no one bothered to tell the mangrove killifish.