Supernatural ficlet: Counterintuitive (Dean/Cas PG-13 humor)

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Title: Counterintuitive {also at AO3, audiofic at tumblr}
Rating: PG-13? R? I'm terrible at ratings, I usually only write NC-17.
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Castiel, Sam
Genre: humor, of the slightly smutty kind
Word Count: 180
Summary: Dean finally breaks. No, not in hell, in the shower. (Companion piece to Counterproductive)
Author's Notes: This is mostly just a thank you to bemistaken, dragonlit, skimthesurface, cherazz22784, hollybennett123, and of course nicole_sill, for taking the time to read and comment on the first one *hugs*
Disclaimer: Supernatural is the brain-spawn of the almighty Kripke. I’m just showing love.



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“Hello, Sam.”

Sam chokes on his coffee as Castiel suddenly appears before him. Really, he should be used to this by now.

“What are you doing here, Cas?” he asks as he wipes at the coffee dribbling down his chin.

The angel’s brows furrow as he turns towards the bathroom where Dean is currently taking… a rather long shower.

“I was… summoned.” the angel states, turning back to Sam.

“Huh.” he replies, his own face now crinkling up in confusion.

“Did you or your brother need me for something?”

“No…?” Sam drawls out, glancing at the bathroom doubtfully. The whole situation was getting more suspicious by the second.

Castiel frowns again, turning as if to leave, but then he stops, turning back to Sam and tilting his head quizzically.

“Tell me Sam, is it customary for your brother to pray while he showers?”

.

When Dean finally emerges from the bathroom it’s to the sight of a coffee covered Angel of the Lord and the biggest shit-eating grin he’s ever seen on his not-so-little brother’s face.

“I knew it.” Sam smirks.

~ fin

On to the finale, Countermanded ;)