Supernatural ficlet: Countermanded (Dean/Cas R humor)
Title: Countermanded {also at AO3, audiofic at tumblr}
Rating: implied R
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Genre: smut. of the slightly humorous kind.
Word Count: 200
Summary: Dean's summoned Castiel one too many times.
Author's Notes: the final piece following Counterproductive and Counterintuitive. I really need to stop procrastinating with this 'verse and get on with the High School sequel.
Disclaimer: Supernatural is the brain-spawn of the almighty Kripke. Im just showing love.
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Castiel does not understand the human preoccupation with sex.
But he is beginning to understand what drives men to create art. To capture moments of beauty, whether it be in words, or on canvas, in sculpture, or the many other means devised to glorify the magnificence of the human body.
Because watching Dean Winchester through the shower door, the hunters head thrown back under the spray and his muscles straining as his hands grasp at himself Castiel wishes he had the talent of Michelangelo, so that he could create his own version of the legendary David.
Cas-- Dean moans again, biting his lip immediately as the name escapes his lips.
Castiel huffs out an exasperated sigh.
Deans eyes fly open.
What the fuck?! Cas! What are you doing here?! Dean yells.
You summoned me. About ten minutes ago.
Have you been watching me this whole time?! Dean exclaims.
Yes. Many times.
Deans jaw drops open as his eyes go wide in shock.
You are very beautiful like this. Castiel adds softly.
Deans mouth snaps shut.
Well damn Cas, forget what I said about personal space and get in here! Dean smirks. If it looks good, it feels even better.
~ fin