Supernatural ficlet: Counterproductive (Dean/Cas R humor)

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Title: Counterproductive {also at AO3, audiofic at tumblr}
Rating: non-explicit R
Pairing/Characters: Dean/Castiel
Genre: humor, of the slightly smutty kind
Word Count: 170
Summary: "Shower-time" doesn't work as well for Dean as it used to.
Author's Notes: For some reason I get a lot of ideas in the shower. And no that's not as suss as it sounds. Not always anyway ;)
Disclaimer: Supernatural is the brain-spawn of the almighty Kripke. I’m just showing love.



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Dean misses long showers.

When you live your life in the constant presence of another human being, time in the bathroom means time alone. Precious time to take care of, you know, whatever frustrations might be building up and making you a little more tense than you should be.

Like for instance, when you can’t get the latest Busty Asian centerfold out of your head. You take a shower, and, yeah, you clean the pipes.

Works every time.

But not so much, when what you can't get out of your head, could pop in on you at any second if you even think too hard about him, let alone say (moan) his name out loud.

Works even less, when that very idea that said featherbrain could pop his fluffy ass in at any second, or could be watching that very moment, does very little to deter Dean’s need for "private-time" and in fact, makes it even worse.

So yeah, the old shower trick, pretty much out the window.

Frikkin angels.

~ fin

Now with sequel, Counterintuitive.