I'm an overthinker.

A simple project is now 2 days past due because I thought about it too much and made it more difficult than what it is.

How do I dumb myself down?

Today, my driver's side door decided to make the loudest, squeakiest, most annoying sound everytime I open or shut it. And my rear tire keeps losing air.

What's up with that?

I was caught ridin' dirty.

My fault for not renewing my plates. I suck.

I hate driving through towns that have an over-abundance of bored cops looking for anything to do.

Daaaaaay-visssssss-oooooooooon!!! (I shake my fist at you!)

...luckily, for me, it's all on my parents.

Do we just have kids to screw them up? Or is it to screw them up but then right that wrong that was committed upon us by our own parents?

As long as the hurt you had isn't there, the rest of it can go to hell.

I'm breaking the cylce.

I find it annoying some insist on using the word "irregardless".

What's wrong with simply "regardless"?

I guess some people insist on double stating what has little or no importance.

What I'm asking myself today is why no one told me, about 5 years ago, that I was going completely insane ( Read more... )

In a nutshell, I talk too much ( Read more... )

Somedays I'm severely aware of my teeth. Well, aware of the fact that they feel...off? Sometimes, it's as if my jaw is set 2 inches off to the left. The spatial awareness of my mouth is alarmingly freaky deaky. It's just a void that the sensations are suddenly helter skelter. And then, my mouth is normal again ( Read more... )

What I really wanna know, do I really have to grow up?

I've been putting it off for so long, I don't know that I could go through it.

I don't understand the need for scented tampons. I've racked my brain and still, I turn up bupkus ( Read more... )