When I was about a block from my house, someone in a car the was crossing on the street I had just passed, yelled out "Get your fat-ass off the bike ( Read more... )

A couple of days ago, I received a jury summons. I figure that I'd try it out. You know, one of those life experience things. The selection was today. Roughly 38 people showed up ( Read more... )

So the weather around here is supposed to drop to about 30 in the next week or so. It is time for the inevitable: getting my gas turned back on for heat. So I call VECTREN and ask to have my gas turned on. There's a reconnect fee for voluntary disconnections. Okay, I suppose. 115$.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Apparently, VECTREN ( Read more... )

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from a busy port,
aboard a fine cruise ship...

( A Fateful Journey: Part One )

I'm not even sure why I have a LiveJournal account. I never post to it.

That being said, I leave you all to contemplate the intricate paradoxes involved with that statement.

All right, so last night, I was preparing myself for some Inuyasha action. I was disappointed. Cartoon Network seems to be redoing their line up again ( Read more... )

'Tis a sad day at my place. A most terrible catastrophe occurred ( Read more... )

Okay, so I want to post something, but I don't know what. Most of it is bitching, whining, complaining, et cetera. Everyone keeps telling me that this is a great place to do it. I disagree, but I thought I'd put a few strands in the Pensieve anyway ( Read more... )

x. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Gee, there are so many, but since you've put me on the spot, I can't think of a one.

x. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Well, since I've technically already had it done, my eyes. I had a lens replacement surgery in which they take out your natural lens and replace it ( Read more... )

I'm sitting in my living room entering this entry on my notebook ( Read more... )