In Mexico, the Keyboards are old fashioned, with the Quotation mark above the 2 or ("2"), the slash (\) above the 7, and the parentheses above the 8 & 9. (=) is above the 0 (zero ( Read more... )

I don’t have a phone or TV or the Internet. I go to Dunkin’ Donuts in the morning, to use their free WiFi, get a coffee, read the papers, the mail. They have a TV and it was on one of those morning shows, like Good Morning America. They were giving tips on how to save money in a tough economy ( Read more... )

I had just parked my car and was on my way to a friend's house when I spied a hansom, giant, floppy, black-as-night, rabbit, hopping down Sunset Boulevard. This rabbit was lost. After much wrangling, mostly with 311 and the animal control people, I grabbed the bunny and tossed him into my car. There is only one animal control person for the whole ( Read more... )

Aullar = to howl
Balar = to bleat
Cacarear = to crow
Ladrar = to bark
Maullar = to meow
Mugir = to moo
Relinchar = to neigh
Ronronear = to purr
Rugir = to roar
Ulular = to hoot
Zumbar = to buzz

2008 Alternate Side Parking Rules Suspension Calendar ( Read more... )

Bud Selig is the biggest idiot to ever walk down the street.

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"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination"

--Thomas de Quincy

Amn’t
Needn’t
Ne’r
Tho’
‘Er (ever)
Mustn’t
Shan’t
Oft’
Shal’t

Thank you.
Holy Cow.