This is from a movie ( Read more... )

I bought a three pack of what I thought were boxes with a cool pattern, turns out they're banana hammocks.

Oh, and I shoveled my whole fucking driveway.

I wandered around my office today chewing up cardboard and newspapers and storing it in my cheek pouches, when I got back to my desk I puked them all up in a corner underneath it.

I did that a few times and now I'm hiding in the pile... I also tore up some woodchips

people keep trying to look at me

lysander(11:08:03 AM): i wonder what they'll come out with next ( Read more... )

Uh... I got a job at Turbine for the next two months or so working in QA for Dungeons and Dragons online.

Also I got a new phone, my old one is smashed to bits. Please text me with your phone number if you want me to be able to contact you.

Look what happens when you don't give a web designer copy and graphics to use:


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Wow, it's like the whole internet has ceased to be peopled for me, almost no one has responded to a single e-mail, posting in a forum or IM from me in the last 48 hours. I guess I must have pissed the world off. Oh well ( Read more... )

Dear Mr.Mike.

You Genki Very Good. Yokatta Yokatta!!

This summer come on in Japan. ZEHI ZEHI
MAtteruyo. Please Stay My house.
My Family Very Bravo.

Watasi very kanasiyo Because English Wasuretayo After You come back.

Mottomo Saisyo kara No understand.
Web dezain's you bissines Ganbatte kudasaine.
Please do your best

See

I saw it on Sunday with Andrea, K80 and Haylee. This movie was a lot of fun, I could've done without the 'war at home' part but other than that I thought it was great ( Read more... )

http://blueguy.50megs.com/dark.mpg
http://blueguy.50megs.com/light.mpg

We're moving right along.