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Jul 03, 2008 16:30


I still haven't decided on whether the contest entries should be anonymous. I want entries to be judged on how well they're written, not on who wrote them. But I don't really want them to be anonymous. If they're not anonymous, do you think voters can be trusted to vote for the best fic, not who wrote it?

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lapinporokoira July 3 2008, 23:44:47 UTC


4. "I knew Red Alert when we were sparklings. I always had to get after him for being too trusting."
"... Are we speaking about the same Red Alert?"

....snap. You'll see why in my next plot bunny post.

7. Someone mentioned My Little Pony!Perceptor. I just watched an old episode of My Little Pony and realized something... One of the ponies (Windwhistler) had a vocabulary similar to Perceptor... These two need to have a conversation.

I totally forgot about Windwhistler from MLP. Yes they do indeed share a lot of similarities. :)

14. The war is over and all those that put off having a family no longer have anything to fear. It's Cybertron's very own baby boom!

That's actially a scary thought. O_O Don't let Wheeljack make the Nursery!

16. The Decepticon symbols on the Seekers' wings are inverted. On Earth, when something is inverted, it occasionally means the opposite of what it usually would.

It's probably due to the time of night but this one got me scratching my head.

20. It's Halloween and Rumble, Frenzy, Eject, ( ... )

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kirin_saga July 4 2008, 05:22:58 UTC
....snap. You'll see why in my next plot bunny post.

*makes a note to keep an eye out for it*

That's actially a scary thought. O_O Don't let Wheeljack make the Nursery!

Wheeljack: Putting the BOOM back into Baby Boom!

It's probably due to the time of night but this one got me scratching my head.

I was thinking of the pentagram, actually. Normally a symbol of good, when turned upside down it's associated with evil.

This would be great as an art piece!

It would, wouldn't it? *hopes an artist adopts this*

Hell yeah. Makes a change from having only a few change. Beware Earth!

I've noticed that in most fics where someone becomes a sparkling, humans are no where to be found. And I got to wondering how they'd handle it (I also wonder how big a sparkling is compared to a human).

*giggles* And the Minibots are the offspring.

I hadn't thought of Minibots. Interesting...

This needs to be written!

It sure does!

I guess that makes me a mechaphobe. I don't really like the interspecies relationships. Powerglide/Astoria makes me ( ... )

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Part One! norielit July 4 2008, 01:35:04 UTC
4. "I knew Red Alert when we were sparklings. I always had to get after him for being too trusting."
"... Are we speaking about the same Red Alert?"

...My mind is screaming Whirl, and I can't figure out why.

7. Someone mentioned My Little Pony!Perceptor. I just watched an old episode of My Little Pony and realized something... One of the ponies (Windwhistler) had a vocabulary similar to Perceptor... These two need to have a conversation.

If you people don't stop this, I might actually have to go back and look at My Little Pony again. *sighs* I used to love this show, but I could only watch it, like, once every two months. It stunk...

8. Springer and Perceptor grew up together on the streets. Inspired by the song Children of the Night by Richard Marx.... I want teh bunny! *huggles the fluffy bunny* I'll love you and snuggle you and feed you and love you and help you grow into a whopper of a bunny and then we'll get you written out and you'll be long and complicated and - wait. *glares off to side* *puts bunny on ice* You ( ... )

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Re: Part One! kirin_saga July 4 2008, 05:32:37 UTC
...My mind is screaming Whirl, and I can't figure out why.

Whirl knew sparkling!Red Alert! Yay!

If you people don't stop this, I might actually have to go back and look at My Little Pony again. *sighs* I used to love this show, but I could only watch it, like, once every two months. It stunk...

*sings My Little Pony theme song* I love this show...

... I want teh bunny! *huggles the fluffy bunny* I'll love you and snuggle you and feed you and love you and help you grow into a whopper of a bunny and then we'll get you written out and you'll be long and complicated and - wait. *glares off to side* *puts bunny on ice* You have to wait a little while. Sorry... I haz to many bunnyz...*cries*

*pouts* No adopting right now? *also cries*

Please don't take this personally, but... I despise Motormaster. *pauses* Might be because I love the rest of his team...

Not taking it personally. I just never really read anything about him and thought it would be interesting to see how Perceptor dealt with him.

...While I don't know about getting ( ... )

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Re: Part One! norielit July 5 2008, 04:13:00 UTC
*pouts* No adopting right now? *also cries*

It's horrible, isn't it? ...I can't decide whether I love this post or hate it. These bunnies are smart and have ganged up on me...

A crying Prowl would be kind of cute. *wonders what would make Prowl cry*

*is envisioning a sparkling!jazz beating up sparkling!orionpax for stealing sparkling!prowl's blankie* ...I need to get a life. No, really. Know anywhere that sales them? Maybe Walmart...

Miles would be good! *thinks* Miles sure does get partnered up with Perceptor a lot. I wonder why.Ahh... Because Perceptor's smart and Miles is smart? And they're both observant? No, really - Miles is totally freaked out by Bumblebee in the novelization and he definetly notices something's up in the movie (not that Sam pays any attention...) Or, because, ya know, Perceptor's addicting and Miles doesn't get enough attention so we try to include him ( ... )

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Re: Part One! kirin_saga July 5 2008, 06:05:27 UTC
*is envisioning a sparkling!jazz beating up sparkling!orionpax for stealing sparkling!prowl's blankie* ...I need to get a life. No, really. Know anywhere that sales them? Maybe Walmart...

Awww... it's the Autobot Pre-school! So cute!

And I'm sure Swindle will be happy to sell you a life. Though I'd worry about where he got it.

Ahh... Because Perceptor's smart and Miles is smart? And they're both observant? No, really - Miles is totally freaked out by Bumblebee in the novelization and he definetly notices something's up in the movie (not that Sam pays any attention...) Or, because, ya know, Perceptor's addicting and Miles doesn't get enough attention so we try to include him?

All of these make sense. *thinks* Imagine... Miles' odd ideas, coupled with Perceptor's need to see if said odd ideas could actually work... *giggles*

*nods wisely* Miles would have made a much better main character than Sam. ...Is it obvious that I don't really like Sam?

Miles would have been better, I think. But then the Autobots would have been too ( ... )

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Part Two! norielit July 4 2008, 01:36:55 UTC
50. Perceptor and Wheeljack are addicted to explosions. Optimus orders them to attend rehab.

I dunno - I'd just say that Perceptor is addicted to knowledge...

Perceptor: Hi, my name is Perceptor and I'm addicted to dissecting things.
Everyone: Hi, Perceptor.
Wheeljack: Hi, my name is Wheeljack and I'm addicted to exploding things.
Everyone: Hi, Wheeljack.
Perceptor: *has wondered over to coffee machine* Ohhh, look, Wheeljack, what do you think will happen if we mix this wire with a little energon?
Wheeljack: I dunno... Try! *room explodes*

52. Perceptor is stolen. "You mean kidnapped." "No. Stolen."

Are you implying that Perceptor's a drone? *is thoughtful*

54. Too bad he didn't see the Oh look what I found/Ooohhhh, what's this? look on Perceptor's face.

*cackles* This... will not end well.

55. Perceptor's creators had to get creative to stop Perceptor from taking everything apart to see how it worked.

*blanches* What about other people? Did he ever try to take his creators apart? ... *is trying to ignore the ( ... )

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Re: Part Two! kirin_saga July 4 2008, 05:49:50 UTC
I dunno - I'd just say that Perceptor is addicted to knowledge...

And what better way to gain knowledge that explosions teaching you what not to do?

Perceptor: Hi, my name is Perceptor and I'm addicted to dissecting things.
Everyone: Hi, Perceptor.
Wheeljack: Hi, my name is Wheeljack and I'm addicted to exploding things.
Everyone: Hi, Wheeljack.
Perceptor: *has wondered over to coffee machine* Ohhh, look, Wheeljack, what do you think will happen if we mix this wire with a little energon?
Wheeljack: I dunno... Try! *room explodes*

Optimus: *stares* "You... got kicked out of rehab?"
Perceptor: "It wasn't our fault!"
Wheeljack: "Yeah! How were we supposed to know electricity and energon shouldn't go together?"
Optimus: *still staring* "Even Daniel knows that."
Wheeljack: "Do we look like Daniel?"

Are you implying that Perceptor's a drone? *is thoughtful*I was actually thinking someone took him while he was in his microscope form and he let them because he was curious about why the person did it... But your idea is much better. * ( ... )

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Re: Part Two! norielit July 5 2008, 07:38:16 UTC
Please forgive the horrid lateness of this response - I got distracted.

And what better way to gain knowledge that explosions teaching you what not to do?

*thinks* Okay, I got nothing... That always seemed the best way to go about it myself.

I was actually thinking someone took him while he was in his microscope form and he let them because he was curious about why the person did it... But your idea is much better. *wonders how Perceptor can be a drone*

Actually, I like your thought better... O.O Simmons, how could you!

Sudden thought:

Ultra Magnus: "You know... we forgot to warn Optimus about Perceptor."
Elita: "Eh, he'll figure it out."

*giggles*

Optimus: "Okay, why didn't one of you two tell me?"
Elita: "Tell you what?"
Optimus: *is nearly growling* "Perceptor!"
Ultra Magnus: "Oh! ...Well, you did figure it out, didn't you?"
Optimus: *face palms*

You know, that was actually my thought as well (not killing his creators, which is a brilliant idea, but taking other people apart). I just didn't add it because I figured, ( ... )

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Re: Part Two! kirin_saga July 6 2008, 00:49:40 UTC
Please forgive the horrid lateness of this response - I got distracted.

That's ok. See, I took a while too.

Actually, I like your thought better... O.O Simmons, how could you!

We like each other's thoughts better... weird.

Optimus: "Okay, why didn't one of you two tell me?"
Elita: "Tell you what?"
Optimus: *is nearly growling* "Perceptor!"
Ultra Magnus: "Oh! ...Well, you did figure it out, didn't you?"
Optimus: *face palms*

Optimus: "Take him back!"
Ultra Magnus: "Slag no. He's your problem now!"
Optimus: "But I wasn't warned! I had no idea what I was getting into!"
Elita: *hands Optimus a data pad* "I believe that's your signature at the bottom." *points at signature* "It's not our fault you didn't read the fine print of the transfer papers."
Optimus: *squints at the very fine print and reads allowed* "Once signed, the transfer is permanent and cannot be undone, regardless of whether or not all information about the one being transfered is made available."
Ultra Magnus: "See? Your problem."

...I can't decide which is worse - ( ... )

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dreamer_way July 4 2008, 12:47:37 UTC
1. . Optimus: "Why are Wheeljack and Perceptor sitting in the corner?"
Ratchet: *growls* "Guess."

Lol man, what did those two this time to deserve that ^_^ I suppose someone will have to written this for me to find out.

4. "I knew Red Alert when we were sparklings. I always had to get after him for being too trusting."
"... Are we speaking about the same Red Alert?"

Heh, most like the person would be talking about this with Inferno, who would be surprise by the fact was once too trusting.

10. "I lost myself and became them."

Oh, this one seem a little dark to me. You can take this any kind of way and written pretty much anything with anyone. Which makes it a good bunny.

12. I've said before that Perceptor can see things others cannot; that he can see deeper into reality. Well, what if he got trapped in these visions? Would anyone realize what actually happened? Or would they simply assume he had a psychotic break?Ooooo, this reminds me of Skids. But again, he got trapped in this other world where all his dark fears came to life ( ... )

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kirin_saga July 6 2008, 00:32:14 UTC
Lol man, what did those two this time to deserve that ^_^ I suppose someone will have to written this for me to find out.

An explosion was probably involved somehow,knowing them.

Heh, most like the person would be talking about this with Inferno, who would be surprise by the fact was once too trusting.

Can you imagine the look on Inferno's face? He'd probably crash.

Oh, this one seem a little dark to me. You can take this any kind of way and written pretty much anything with anyone. Which makes it a good bunny.

Yeah, I was thinking dark too. I was thinking one of the Gestalt teams, but you're right, it could be anyone.

Ooooo, this reminds me of Skids. But again, he got trapped in this other world where all his dark fears came to life and torment him. When he came back, he still saw them everywhere.

Which episode was that? I haven't seen them all.

Yeah! Sparklings! I bet Ironhide and Chromia are going to be little petro-rabbits!

They would be! And when everyone sees them with a sparkling... Sideswipe: "They're too old! Ewww! I ( ... )

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dreamer_way July 7 2008, 01:30:06 UTC
An explosion was probably involved somehow, knowing them.

Most likely right there.

Can you imagine the look on Inferno's face? He'd probably crash.

Ha, and I bet it would be Red Alert dragging him to see Ratchet, who would wonder if someone switch their bodies around..

Which episode was that? I haven't seen them all.

Oh, its in the comics ^^; sorry about that

They would be! And when everyone sees them with a sparkling... Sideswipe: "They're too old! Ewww! I can't believe they still do that!"

Than Ironhide and Chromia would hurt the little slaggers with comments like that.

No school would accept him with his parents' reputation. Home School: the better to teach him to make bigger explosions!

... The whole family would probably be banished from Cybertron.

I am sure that they wouldn't go that far...right? Seems a little tough for just a little sparkling

Those would all be interesting... Hmmm, that gives me an idea *adds idea to new bunny list*

Oooooo, wonder what that one is? ^_^

I wonder what he could do to make it up to ( ... )

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kirin_saga July 7 2008, 07:42:12 UTC
Ha, and I bet it would be Red Alert dragging him to see Ratchet, who would wonder if someone switch their bodies around..

... SOMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW THAT RIGHT NOW!

Ratchet: *stares* "What the..."
Red Alert: *struggling to drag Inferno further into the med bay* "He crashed when he found out how trusting I used to be."
Ratchet: *has trouble comprehending Red Alert and Trusting in the same sentence without the word Isn't separating them* *crashes*
Red Alert: *sighs*

Oh, its in the comics ^^; sorry about that

The marvel comics? I don't read those.

I am sure that they wouldn't go that far...right? Seems a little tough for just a little sparkling

They'd probably threaten to banish them, but I don't think they'd seriously consider it.

Oooooo, wonder what that one is? ^_^

You'll see! It'll be... *check* number seven in my next bunny post.

Gifts would make is better if it was meBrawn: *nervously* "Perceptor ( ... )

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