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I still haven't decided on whether the contest entries should be anonymous. I want entries to be judged on how well they're written, not on who wrote them. But I don't really want them to be anonymous. If they're not anonymous, do you think voters can be trusted to vote for the best fic, not who wrote it?
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"... Are we speaking about the same Red Alert?"
...My mind is screaming Whirl, and I can't figure out why.
7. Someone mentioned My Little Pony!Perceptor. I just watched an old episode of My Little Pony and realized something... One of the ponies (Windwhistler) had a vocabulary similar to Perceptor... These two need to have a conversation.
If you people don't stop this, I might actually have to go back and look at My Little Pony again. *sighs* I used to love this show, but I could only watch it, like, once every two months. It stunk...
8. Springer and Perceptor grew up together on the streets. Inspired by the song Children of the Night by Richard Marx.
... I want teh bunny! *huggles the fluffy bunny* I'll love you and snuggle you and feed you and love you and help you grow into a whopper of a bunny and then we'll get you written out and you'll be long and complicated and - wait. *glares off to side* *puts bunny on ice* You have to wait a little while. Sorry... I haz to many bunnyz...*cries*
13. Motormaster/Perceptor. Motormaster can be surprisingly sweet when he puts his mind to it. He'll never be gentle or kind; not really. But he can be sweet in his own gruff and violent way.
Please don't take this personally, but... I despise Motormaster. *pauses* Might be because I love the rest of his team...
23. Art. Springer and Perceptor sitting on a couch. Springer has his arm wrapped around Perceptor's shoulders and is whispering (naughty things, perhaps?) to him. Perceptor is smiling faintly and has his head tilted towards Springer (the better to hear the naughty things).
Please? Someone? Anyone?
31. Someone keeps getting new Cassettes. His leader is annoyed. "You're. Getting. Fixed."
...While I don't know about getting fixed, you did just jumpstart my cassette bunnies. Noooo, no more cassettes1 *whimpers and curls into little ball*
32. "Stop hitting me!"
"No!"
"Why are you hitting me?!"
"You made him cry!"
Hey, lookit that! It's a bunny that doesn't make me think of either Soundwave and Blaster or Perceptor! ...It does make me think of Jazz defending Prowl, though... I need more variety in my life.
36. When Ron Witwicky was in high school, his mother bought him a red microscope. That microscope became the best friend he ever had.
I've actually thought of doing this, but with Miles instead.
37. Everyone has seriously misunderstood Inferno's and Red Alert's relationship. "What do you mean Red Alert's your sparkling?!"
*sporfles* Oh, please tell me someone will write this. It's too good to not be written!
38. Motormaster has a secret. He plays with dolls and has pretend tea-parties.
And suddenly the true reason behind Devesatator's insanity is known!
39. Crossover with Cats. Ravage and Steeljaw somehow stumble upon the Jellicle Ball.
*is horrified* It's been, like, five years since I got to go see Cats and... I can't remember anything! *is off to convince her mom to get the movie from netflix* Not the greatest avenue, but... desperate times.
40. Pre-war. Perceptor is annoyed when his lover learns he's underage.
*hums thoughtfully* It'd be interesting, but I don't know who I'd pair him up with here - it doesn't scream for any of the people I normally put him with...
47. Art. Springer holding a Springer Spaniel. Springer has a What am I supposed to do with this? expression.
*is mourning her complete lack of artistic abilities*
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Whirl knew sparkling!Red Alert! Yay!
If you people don't stop this, I might actually have to go back and look at My Little Pony again. *sighs* I used to love this show, but I could only watch it, like, once every two months. It stunk...
*sings My Little Pony theme song* I love this show...
... I want teh bunny! *huggles the fluffy bunny* I'll love you and snuggle you and feed you and love you and help you grow into a whopper of a bunny and then we'll get you written out and you'll be long and complicated and - wait. *glares off to side* *puts bunny on ice* You have to wait a little while. Sorry... I haz to many bunnyz...*cries*
*pouts* No adopting right now? *also cries*
Please don't take this personally, but... I despise Motormaster. *pauses* Might be because I love the rest of his team...
Not taking it personally. I just never really read anything about him and thought it would be interesting to see how Perceptor dealt with him.
...While I don't know about getting fixed, you did just jumpstart my cassette bunnies. Noooo, no more cassettes1 *whimpers and curls into little ball*
*stares* *giggles* Sorry?
Hey, lookit that! It's a bunny that doesn't make me think of either Soundwave and Blaster or Perceptor! ...It does make me think of Jazz defending Prowl, though... I need more variety in my life.
A crying Prowl would be kind of cute. *wonders what would make Prowl cry*
I've actually thought of doing this, but with Miles instead.
Miles would be good! *thinks* Miles sure does get partnered up with Perceptor a lot. I wonder why.
*sporfles* Oh, please tell me someone will write this. It's too good to not be written!
Yes, someone please write it!
And suddenly the true reason behind Devesatator's insanity is known!
Devastator is insane because Motormaster plays with dolls? *wonders how that works*
*is horrified* It's been, like, five years since I got to go see Cats and... I can't remember anything! *is off to convince her mom to get the movie from netflix* Not the greatest avenue, but... desperate times.
You actually got to go see it? No fair! I've only seen it on DVD.
*hums thoughtfully* It'd be interesting, but I don't know who I'd pair him up with here - it doesn't scream for any of the people I normally put him with...
Yeah, I can't think of anyone either.
*is mourning her complete lack of artistic abilities*
*also mourns*
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It's horrible, isn't it? ...I can't decide whether I love this post or hate it. These bunnies are smart and have ganged up on me...
A crying Prowl would be kind of cute. *wonders what would make Prowl cry*
*is envisioning a sparkling!jazz beating up sparkling!orionpax for stealing sparkling!prowl's blankie* ...I need to get a life. No, really. Know anywhere that sales them? Maybe Walmart...
Miles would be good! *thinks* Miles sure does get partnered up with Perceptor a lot. I wonder why.
Ahh... Because Perceptor's smart and Miles is smart? And they're both observant? No, really - Miles is totally freaked out by Bumblebee in the novelization and he definetly notices something's up in the movie (not that Sam pays any attention...) Or, because, ya know, Perceptor's addicting and Miles doesn't get enough attention so we try to include him?
*nods wisely* Miles would have made a much better main character than Sam. ...Is it obvious that I don't really like Sam?
Anyway, it kinda combined with your bunny (at least I think it was your's *can't remember*) about Blaster and Perceptor being created during Sam's-Mad-Dash-Through-Mission-City. So, Miles dad was there (the guy that Megatron flicked off like a bug, I was thinking) and died, so Miles went to identify the body and found a microscope! ...I really needed to get that out, this one's been bouncing around my head for way too long.
Devastator is insane because Motormaster plays with dolls? *wonders how that works*
No, Devastator is insane because Motormaster scares the crap out of the other Stunticons. But the reason they're scared of him... Well. *puts upward*
You actually got to go see it? No fair! I've only seen it on DVD.
Yesh, with teh Grandparents. It was years back - I was just thirteen-ish. *pouts* I totally don't remember anything other than the fact that it was awesome. And there were cats. And they ran through the aisles... *waves cd of music* I did get this though!
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Awww... it's the Autobot Pre-school! So cute!
And I'm sure Swindle will be happy to sell you a life. Though I'd worry about where he got it.
Ahh... Because Perceptor's smart and Miles is smart? And they're both observant? No, really - Miles is totally freaked out by Bumblebee in the novelization and he definetly notices something's up in the movie (not that Sam pays any attention...) Or, because, ya know, Perceptor's addicting and Miles doesn't get enough attention so we try to include him?
All of these make sense. *thinks* Imagine... Miles' odd ideas, coupled with Perceptor's need to see if said odd ideas could actually work... *giggles*
*nods wisely* Miles would have made a much better main character than Sam. ...Is it obvious that I don't really like Sam?
Miles would have been better, I think. But then the Autobots would have been too confused by the things he'd say to defeat Megatron...
Anyway, it kinda combined with your bunny (at least I think it was your's *can't remember*) about Blaster and Perceptor being created during Sam's-Mad-Dash-Through-Mission-City. So, Miles dad was there (the guy that Megatron flicked off like a bug, I was thinking) and died, so Miles went to identify the body and found a microscope! ...I really needed to get that out, this one's been bouncing around my head for way too long.
Yep, it was one of mine. And poor Miles! But at least he'd have Perceptor...
No, Devastator is insane because Motormaster scares the crap out of the other Stunticons. But the reason they're scared of him... Well. *puts upward*
... Do you mean Menasor? Because that would make more sense.
Yesh, with teh Grandparents. It was years back - I was just thirteen-ish. *pouts* I totally don't remember anything other than the fact that it was awesome. And there were cats. And they ran through the aisles... *waves cd of music* I did get this though!
*pouts* The only Broadway show I ever got to see was Beauty and the Beast. I hadn't wanted to see it though; none of us did (it was a school trip). Stupid teachers wouldn't let us do anything we wanted because they had it all planned out.
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