13 bunnies
1. Perceptor: You know what, Sideswipe? It’s ‘don’t piss off the scientist day’. You know why? It’s because I can polarize your magnetic field, strap you onto a metal bulls-eye, and dump you 15 miles away from the base with my spacebridge prototype, and not get caught. So please. Provoke me. I’m having a bad day.
2. Sunstreaker propositions Perceptor. Perceptor accepts.
3. (I’m writing an angsty mirrorverse as pure self indulgence. Occasionally it spawns things like this:) Starscream emerged from the rubble, blue optics shaded with one hand. The red-opticed copy of him stared in outrage, null rays still powered up. “What?” Starscream demanded. “It’s true. It’s not my fault I’m prettier.” Off to the side, Prowler toppled over, laughing helplessly.
4. Transformers/ Deadpool crossover. Spike visiting his uncle, charmingly named ‘Weasel’. (Sparkplug: My son befriended a group of giant alien robots. At what point did you get the idea this family was normal?)
5. Spike’s mom comes for a visit. It quickly becomes apparent why it doesn’t happen often. (“Is Swoop…?” “Painted acid green and plastered with bumper stickers? Yes. Yes he is.” “…for primus’ sake, why?” “You think I know?”)
6. ?: You didn’t really think this out very much, did you?
?2: Whatever gave you that idea?
?: The part where you’re dangling off a cliff by your fingertips, and I’m standing on top of it, actually.
?2: All part of the plan, I assure you.
7. Starscream cannot forgive and cannot forget, and hatred drives him ever further. It is too late to turn back now. Too late to ever be a proper Autobot, like his Prime hopes. Too late to ever fit in with those who might have been his comrades. Too late, from the moment he chose to drive Skyfire to the Autobots and didn’t follow. He’s in it for the long haul now.
8. Art: Decepticons taking part of a protest to protect the environment. “Save your slagging planet, fleshbags! How the frag are we going to exploit it if you ruin it?”
9. ?: There’s a fine art to spying, and you just managed to demonstrate the exact wrong way to go about it.
10. It feels like his world ending. It is. Bonded mechs die with their mates. Always. But if there is one thing he’s learned from humanity, it’s this. To bear even this unimaginable pain and reach past it. To keep walking. One step. Two. Three.
11. ?: They still love you, you know.
?2: In a depressingly asexual way.
(From an unknown movie)
12. Starscream: I have ever mentioned how much I appreciate you keeping Skywarp distracted, Thundercracker?
Thundercracker: The unimpeded access to high-grade always implied that, yes.
(possibly substitute Prime, and Ratchet talking about Sideswipe)
13. It’s entirely inappropriate, but every time he starts to take Megatron seriously, he remembers the ice golem jokes his shift partner use to make about the ‘ice-man’ and all the holidays where they used him as one big prop, and he can’t even look at Megaton without snickering. (inspired by the picture over at tf2007fun)