In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Make millions in the rubber ducky industry.

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Apparently, now you can drop people an e-card to say, "Hey, how's it going? You might have herpes."

You've got mail, and maybe gonorrhea

What will they think of next?

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What Will texasthespian Get ?
Xmas pressie predictorBig wooly jumper knitted by mmmmjournalPair of Socks from dcpenguinBottle of Whiskey from jjjmnlCd from bykoSomething Cuddly from flirtiniSomething Intoxicating from dionysia89Something Silly from iamsolostSomething Funny from _ginandjuicexo_Lump of coal from tiarafetishSomething Pretty from ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 flirtinis a-winking.11 plastickittys a-squatting.10 angfuciouss a-wiggling.9 eightsixerjanes a-skipping.8 vivalasvegas44s a-glaring.7 jjjmnls a-bowing.6 gravesks a-piping.5 white dcpenguins.4 wailing badboyjohns.3 Sicilian mmmmjournals.2 weasel tiarafetishs.And a mitsu99 in a mulberry tree.Another ( Read more... )

Squirrels are EVIL!!!

When squirrels attack!


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I thought I had seen it all. I mean, I used to teach 5th grade. I guess sex in video games has inspired the holy rollers to fight back. And fight back they will...with a joystick!

Is this really real?

How to make a texasthespian
Ingredients:

5 parts pride

3 parts crazyiness

1 part instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

You Are 32 Years Old

32

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )