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for sxsw i got to see elijah wood jogging, make the "the guy from nada surf" play "popular" during an instore, have the great redneck hope eat all my ice pops as usual & driving on railroad tracks with lindsay arnold's dumbass. i put a show on with akimbo/gospel/funeral diner/racebannon/dmonstrations & it went over well. i guess funeral diner stole ( Read more... )

stop stealing my records kids! i went to that dumb trail of dead adultswim thing & almost killed the kids splashing water on my glasses. KILLED. then everything in my life went back to people being heroin addicts/shittyasfuck. shoot it up the viens in your eyeballs next time,please. i got paid to watch alot of good bands at acl, 14 hour days. i ( Read more... )

IF ONE MORE PERSON POSTS A FUCKING MAP OF HURRICANE RITA I WILL PROBABLY KNIFE YOU. I KNOW IT SEEMED LIKE A CLEVER GOOD IDEA AND ALL BUT EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT OF IT TOO. OH BTW WHOLE FOODS WONT SURVIVE THE HURRICANE SO IF YOU WORK THERE YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF. SORRY DUDES RITA IS ANTI-BEING COOL AND HIP. DOGS AND HOUSES AND SMALL ( Read more... )

damnit, summer's over. what a bummer. not. why'd everyone still wait 'till the weekend for parties? now that summer is over i guess nothing will change. sweeeeeeet. i threw natalie aston a going away party. "threw" meaning everyone else said there was a party here. im doing security at austin city limits festival so if you want in for free pretend ( Read more... )

i wonder what they point is of talking to people who won't remember having talked to you because they were so drunk. gay john came to town, with weed. then kim&kim came. if you know what i mean. i can't go to philly when i wanted to 'cos of the apd. great,thanks. at least i'm tough (because i said i was on myspace, not because i actually am.) i'm ( Read more... )

it smells like 666 in here.aaahhhhhhhhaa. fuck ( Read more... )

birthday bust! good thing it's really on the 11th so you guys all get a second chance to not fuck it up this time. if you want that explained to you you'll have to buy me britney spears' perfume. i did, however, get half a xanax from scott & a shake from travis. and a really ugly bracelet, that i yelled at all day on july 5th because it wouldn't ( Read more... )

since moving lola has jumped onto the roof, i've lock myself in the bedroom because the doorknob fell off, lola & i have chased roaches & i've eaten nothing but corn dogs & toaster strudels because bananas go brown in the fridge, the watermelon froze, and i got the dark purple grapes on accident - which are nasty if you didn't know. the only people ( Read more... )

the last few days i stayed at my mothers i woke up to a 6-pack of budlight in the fridge. & every morning i drank all 6 of them. i've been painting my new place and hoping for company - only jamie has expressed interest. i guess never mind on your welcome back party ron! 'cos natalie leaves on trips too much. i'moving to PA as soon as geoff and ( Read more... )