fun day. came home, baked a cake for no reason (not to be sexist, but man... do i sound like a woman. haha, by the way, that's the best excuse for a guy to give to not come to the phone. rather than 'i'm busy,' or the more popular female version, 'i'm washing my hair,' deter your unwanted through the fiendishly clever, 'uhh... i'm baking ( Read more... )

"this is a circumcision, not nightmare on shi-mekimu street ( Read more... )

...to families! the only ones who will stick by you regardless of who you are, what you choose, and however many million mistakes you might make ( Read more... )

i feel sorry for all my little religophiles who must attend easter service. and for this reason, i will provide you all with a sympathy easter present ( Read more... )

"yeah, you can send me a picture of yourself eating a nice big steak while we're fighting over the last goat rib ( Read more... )

"i just had a thought ( Read more... )

i'm getting awfully fucking tired of groups of narcissistic marist bitches who believe that i'm some sort of creepy stalker. don't flatter yourselves. especially the ones of you who claim to be my friends. very especially as most of the aforenamed are people i've BARELY EVEN REALIZED EXISTED. i am no stalker, and if i were, i think i could set ( Read more... )

yay for surveys ( Read more... )

why do i keep clicking update when i have absolutely nothing to write? i mean, nothing's really happening lately; i eat, i sleep, i eat, i sleep. jess is gone, which is driving me insane. i need a jessica understudy... looking for a cancer, must have high marks in 'bitchiness,' and hate moonlit walks on the beach with a passion. speaking of jess ( Read more... )

i'm having a most nostalgic day. i think i'll write a little, actually, which i haven't done in a while. tehehe, at least not anything i would show anyone.

well... yeah. so there. that's my entry. cause home improvement is most distracting. enjoy yourself, kiddies.