Tis a Sad, Window Refurbishing Life You Mothers Lead...
why do i keep clicking update when i have absolutely nothing to write? i mean, nothing's really happening lately; i eat, i sleep, i eat, i sleep. jess is gone, which is driving me insane. i need a jessica understudy... looking for a cancer, must have high marks in 'bitchiness,' and hate moonlit walks on the beach with a passion. speaking of jess, good quote from this week:
mrs. kaminer: "and what would you all want from a utopia?"
jess: "ooh! in my utopia, children would be contained."
i wrote last night, a story intro. not really grand, but has a good line or two. it prefaces a fantasy story. too long to write out completely, but here, i'll write you the best line:
"Children are taught that a handsome knight may save a princess from a hideous dragon, and that all may be well. However, most fail to mention that occasionally princesses save handsome knights from hideous dragons, or that handsome dragons sometimes save knights from hideous princesses, or even that princesses and knights may ride side-by-side on dragonback to lovingly raid nearby communities until the dragon becomes so bored with superiority that it chooses instead to rip its riders to shreds and return to a land where the belongings of its allies do not give it saddle-itch."
anything else of importance to write? oh, yeah, i've started to realize how great of a person claire is. i've never really talked to her that much until recently... but i'm definitely glad i'm getting to know her better. she's really an amazing girl, that one. bravo, pignetti.
mmkay. i'm out for the day. it's sunny outside, and much frolicking is in order. course, i've landed a few citations for that in the past... you know, indecent frolicking in a public park. no, wait, that's not quite right... i think it was more like 'public indec-' errrrrrrr, nevermind. bya, kids!
mrs. kaminer: "and what would you all want from a utopia?"
jess: "ooh! in my utopia, children would be contained."
i wrote last night, a story intro. not really grand, but has a good line or two. it prefaces a fantasy story. too long to write out completely, but here, i'll write you the best line:
"Children are taught that a handsome knight may save a princess from a hideous dragon, and that all may be well. However, most fail to mention that occasionally princesses save handsome knights from hideous dragons, or that handsome dragons sometimes save knights from hideous princesses, or even that princesses and knights may ride side-by-side on dragonback to lovingly raid nearby communities until the dragon becomes so bored with superiority that it chooses instead to rip its riders to shreds and return to a land where the belongings of its allies do not give it saddle-itch."
anything else of importance to write? oh, yeah, i've started to realize how great of a person claire is. i've never really talked to her that much until recently... but i'm definitely glad i'm getting to know her better. she's really an amazing girl, that one. bravo, pignetti.
mmkay. i'm out for the day. it's sunny outside, and much frolicking is in order. course, i've landed a few citations for that in the past... you know, indecent frolicking in a public park. no, wait, that's not quite right... i think it was more like 'public indec-' errrrrrrr, nevermind. bya, kids!