The Happening. Written, Directed, and Produced by M. Night Shyamalan.

SHAME ON YOU.

I stand by that a movie that began shooting and released in under a year is bound to suck.  He started shooting this in August of 2007 and it was released June 13, 2008.  Granted he only shoots in Pennsylvania and everything is very simple, but I'm trying to find a ( Read more... )

Well, I figure since I haven't updated in god knows how long, here's a nice little run down of my week.

Monday:
First day of the sale.  I closed.  All day they had a full staff.  At night, when we were busy, it was me and one associate.  GREAT.  We get everyone out shortly after 8pm so I figure we'd get out at a decent hour.  Nope.  Around 8:10 I get ( Read more... )

FUCK 'EM

Tom and I just got home at 11pm.  We left Mitch's to come home from the fire on the hill.  It's raining.  Hard.  We're driving on Olive Trail to come back into town and headlights start to speed up on us.  What the hell.  They then start TAILGATING ME.  It's RAINING.  Olive Trail has NO STREET LIGHTS.  Of course I'm going slow!  They ( Read more... )

I'm quite blah lately.  Yesterday was my first day off in nine days.  How did I celebrate?  Sleeping in until 11:12am and then washing every bit of laundry ever.  Clothes, towels, bedding, etc.  Woo.. productive!  I then proceeded to organize Tom's t-shirt drawers for no apparent reason.

Then last night, I had a most peculiar dream.  Tom came home ( Read more... )

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Depression is mounting, and I'm not too thrilled with it.

The main reason is actually something I can't go into here.  The final verdict will be given today which could change my mood to elation or pile on the depression even more.

I figured hey, since our camping trip was canceled this weekend, I'd go to Ohio or even stay here and drink myself into ( Read more... )

I stumbled upon this decision yesterday at work. It's not terribly groundbreaking for people who don't know me all that well, but for me, it's pretty intense.

I'm buying my own ballet barre.

Okay, I get how most of you are thinking, "what the hell is she talking about." Long and involved story short, I was a pre-professional ballerina. My career ( Read more... )

Ever since I started my birth control pill last week, my hormones have been raging and quite frankly, I am NOT a pleasant person.

Before I get into that, all of you super-conservatives don't freak out because I'm on the pill.  Medically, it's going to be pretty fucking impossible for me to get pregnant in the first place.  The pill is there to ( Read more... )

Seth MacFarlane.

Family Guy.

100th Episode.

Clip Show.

Seth hosting.


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People, before you leave your house in the morning, do me a huge favor.  LOOK IN A FULL-LENGTH MIRROR.
Case in point- the people who come in my store.  Keep in mind, these people not only dress like idiots, but speak like one.  We've gone over this several times.

Subject A: Came in today thinking she was hot shit and better than me.  In her insanely ( Read more... )