+ unus

[tehpuck]

[Accidentally Posted To Journal | | Viewable To All]

TO: Dorothea (dorotheamuffins@chelseacars.net)
FROM: Rob Fellows (rfellows@chelseacars.net)
SUBJECT: To-Do List

Dorothea, in my absence, due to being sucked into a particularly uncreative episode of The Twilight Zone, please have the following tasks accomplished upon my return

Comments

[serpent_bitch]

...Should I ask around and see if there's a Dorothea here?

[tehpuck]

If she's here, she really can't do anything worthwhile for me, now, can she?

[sexandahaircut]

I have to say, pretty creative excuse for missing work.

[tehpuck]

Well, I do tend to be somewhat of an overachiever in all realms that count. And as I'm currently at a loss as how to describe this little foray into the ridiculous, I'll have to leave the above success as is.

[ishiah]

Ah, that would explain it. Someone has wished us into the cornfield.

[tehpuck]

And yet, they've not only forgotten the corn, but the animals inhabiting the fields, no less.

[ishiah]

Still, the metaphor holds.

[Private;]

That mummified hocus you're an acquaintance of. Any idea where he might have buried himself after betraying you to Beane?

[tehpuck]

I take full credit for inspiring it.

[Private]

I would assume somewhere in the sewers, with others befitting his hygienic standards. Why, looking to resurrect someone?

Ugrently need your help!

[anonymous]

Hi, my friends... I want to get program XRumer 5.07 PALLADIUM for free. Have you any download link?
I'm so need this magic program! It's can break captchas automatically! Activate accounts via email automatically too! Absolutely great software! Help me!
And did you hear news - price for XRumer 5.0 Palladium will grow up to $540 after 15 may 2009... And XRumer 2.9 and 3.0 - too old versions, it's cant break modern catpchas and cant break modern anti-bot protections. But XRumer 5.0 Palladium CAN!!!!
So help me for download this great program for free! Thanks!