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[tehpuck]

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TO: Dorothea (dorotheamuffins@chelseacars.net)
FROM: Rob Fellows (rfellows@chelseacars.net)
SUBJECT: To-Do List

Dorothea, in my absence, due to being sucked into a particularly uncreative episode of The Twilight Zone, please have the following tasks accomplished upon my return

Comments

[ishiah]

Ah, that would explain it. Someone has wished us into the cornfield.

[tehpuck]

And yet, they've not only forgotten the corn, but the animals inhabiting the fields, no less.

[ishiah]

Still, the metaphor holds.

[Private;]

That mummified hocus you're an acquaintance of. Any idea where he might have buried himself after betraying you to Beane?

[tehpuck]

I take full credit for inspiring it.

[Private]

I would assume somewhere in the sewers, with others befitting his hygienic standards. Why, looking to resurrect someone?

[Private;]

[ishiah]

If there were anyone here to resurrect. I'm wondering at anyone with the knowledge or particular vindictive interest to set a city apart from the rest of the world.

[Private;]

[tehpuck]

Wahanket's interests laid more in watching destruction. In the ridiculously hypothetical scenario that the shrink-wrapped corpse could pull something like this off, I doubt he'd stay around long enough to see it. The fun part's over, as it were.

But if you are thinking of going down in the sewers looking for him, please, be my guest. Just know that I'm not going to stick around when you smell like the underside of a city for hours afterwards.

[Private;]

[ishiah]

I suspect I'll leave that particular avenue of exploration for when all others have been exhausted.

...Does this mean you're going to stick around?

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[tehpuck]

Good to know you have some sense in your head.

...

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[tehpuck]

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[tehpuck]

If suppose if you have better hygienic ideas than that of a mummy, I'll have no choice. From what I've seen of our fellow inhabitants here thus far, they cannot boast the same.

[Private;]

[ishiah]

You always have a choice. It wouldn't be the first time you've opted for the faceless strangers. I do think it's wiser to stay nearby.

I'd prefer it.

[Private;]

[tehpuck]

You woul-

...we'll retrieve my things sometime tomorrow; I'll need a venue closer to where the main population is. Safety in numbers, or something equally as trite.

[Private;]

[ishiah]

The majority here seem to have taken up residence in hotel suites. I'm sure we'll find something safe and acceptable.

[Private;]

[tehpuck]

Ishiah, are you suggesting we rent a hotel room? Why, I never... or at least, never expected to hear this from you. I'll have to call what passes for the press, here, this is a landmark incident.

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[ishiah]

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[ishiah]

I'm suggesting that an abandoned penthouse suite may be the only residence in this area capable of living up to standards the average diva would find over-exacting.