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TO: Dorothea (dorotheamuffins@chelseacars.net)
FROM: Rob Fellows (rfellows@chelseacars.net)
SUBJECT: To-Do List
Dorothea, in my absence, due to being sucked into a particularly uncreative episode of The Twilight Zone, please have the following tasks accomplished upon my return:
• Clean the break room. Use disinfectant spray and the kind that kills transmitted infection. Remember, all horizontal surfaces. Also, particularly comfortable-looking wall areas. I trust your discretion.
• Buy a new coffee machine. This shouldn't be difficult, you bought a new one last month, too. Really, everyone at the office appreciates the contributions.
• Make more of those muffins. Remember, stick to one's skill set.
• Change the locks, the last few were too easy to pick. Look at me, trusting your discretion again.
• Last, but certainly not least, buy some more low-cut blouses. We're selling cars, here, not rosary beads.
Your absolutely adored and venerated employer,
Rob Fellows
TO: Dorothea (dorotheamuffins@chelseacars.net)
FROM: Rob Fellows (rfellows@chelseacars.net)
SUBJECT: To-Do List
Dorothea, in my absence, due to being sucked into a particularly uncreative episode of The Twilight Zone, please have the following tasks accomplished upon my return:
• Clean the break room. Use disinfectant spray and the kind that kills transmitted infection. Remember, all horizontal surfaces. Also, particularly comfortable-looking wall areas. I trust your discretion.
• Buy a new coffee machine. This shouldn't be difficult, you bought a new one last month, too. Really, everyone at the office appreciates the contributions.
• Make more of those muffins. Remember, stick to one's skill set.
• Change the locks, the last few were too easy to pick. Look at me, trusting your discretion again.
• Last, but certainly not least, buy some more low-cut blouses. We're selling cars, here, not rosary beads.
Your absolutely adored and venerated employer,
Rob Fellows