Comments | tehpuck: ONE HUNDRED NINE

tehpuck

ONE HUNDRED NINE

May 28, 2008 14:42

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underpants are next, pucks vs. ninja, actual sweat, never say 1 word when 20 will do, next: wheatgrass, haxx0rd, robin fails in the eye, niko, puck, poor idiot, curse, schrewd & knavish

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twin_gunsy May 28 2008, 18:56:21 UTC

More~ your EaRs~!

tehpuck May 28 2008, 19:00:50 UTC

2/3 tehpuck May 28 2008, 19:01:41 UTC

tehpuck May 28 2008, 19:02:00 UTC

...Alright.

Well, worse has happened.

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bitingnightmare May 28 2008, 19:25:30 UTC

Aren't you horny.

tehpuck May 28 2008, 19:28:52 UTC

Yes, yes, very good, accurate, pun, though I've never had any paticular taste for it-- the cuckold implications were always a little too awkward for yours truly; cuckoldry infers monogamy to begin with, of course, and that's just simply against my general policy.

bitingnightmare May 28 2008, 19:32:12 UTC

I don't think I've ever heard so many words said in your own defense.

tehpuck May 28 2008, 19:36:04 UTC

Then we obviously haven't talked too often, or with any depth worth mentioning. You have my pity, really.

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captainshort May 28 2008, 20:29:15 UTC

Oh, I don't know, the absence of hair is a bit distracting, to be honest.

tehpuck May 28 2008, 20:35:16 UTC

All the more reason to keep myself at my current level of perfection.

captainshort May 28 2008, 20:36:11 UTC

Mmm. So you aren't hiding horns under those curls?

tehpuck May 28 2008, 20:40:39 UTC

Of course not, though you're willing to check if you so desire. Mind you, I detest static cling, you'll have to remove all articles of clothing to cancel out this risk. A sacrifice, I know-- who wouldn't want to look their best in my presence-- but I'm sure you'll understand, especially for something as doubtlessly paramount as this.

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stokerwasahack May 28 2008, 20:41:28 UTC

It suits you.

tehpuck May 28 2008, 21:04:43 UTC

Then that means it suits you, you're aware. And, really, while the vampire mythos does occasionally lend to pointed ears, you shouldn't copy me, it's uncreative and just plain boorish, and we can't have my wannabe doing that, now, can we? It'd be terrible for my reputation.

stokerwasahack May 28 2008, 21:06:07 UTC

No, it means that you should have your own face and leave mine well enough alone.

tehpuck May 28 2008, 21:13:08 UTC

I believe, to pull from a puerile but classic commentary, I had this one first. Find your own; I understand jealousy, really, but this is simply unneeded.

reginagloriae May 28 2008, 21:52:35 UTC

Huh... I-I guess?

tehpuck May 28 2008, 22:10:20 UTC

Dully noted, if I ever lack the needed allies to kill me if should ever becomes an option I'd consider.

1/2 reginagloriae May 28 2008, 23:03:17 UTC

W-What did I say? Was it wrong?

reginagloriae May 28 2008, 23:05:09 UTC

One has to joke in these situations.

You were one of those hacked victims, weren't you?

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