ONE HUNDRED NINE

[tehpuck]

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[bitingnightmare]

Aren't you horny.

[tehpuck]

Yes, yes, very good, accurate, pun, though I've never had any paticular taste for it-- the cuckold implications were always a little too awkward for yours truly; cuckoldry infers monogamy to begin with, of course, and that's just simply against my general policy.

[bitingnightmare]

I don't think I've ever heard so many words said in your own defense.

[tehpuck]

Then we obviously haven't talked too often, or with any depth worth mentioning. You have my pity, really.

[bitingnightmare]

Your pride betrays you.

[tehpuck]

And if you were me? Wouldn't you be proud? Honestly, envy does not become you.

[bitingnightmare]

If I were you I'd be lurking in the shadows of an old and unbecoming cabin.

[tehpuck]

Ugh, my reputation proceeds me, and not even the good rumors. The day is looking yet worses and worse as the hours trudge on.

[bitingnightmare]

And you were green.

[tehpuck]

I assure you, I haven't been green in millenia. You're thinking of someone else.