FIFTY-FIVE

[tehpuck]

Io Saturnalia.

Though Christmas was actually based off of Sol Invictus, the birth of the invincible sun god (though he was actually quite a bit of a wimp, his wife ended up leaving him for yours truly at one point), moreso than anything else, I prefer Saturnalia. It begins today, and lasts until the day before your Christmas.

It was simply a

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[reaping_havoc]

Shit, that's today?

..Can I still give you your present on Christmas?

[tehpuck]

You say that as if you actually knew of the holiday before I enlightened you.

I'm sure I can stand the wait.

[reaping_havoc]

Well, you didn't tell me when the date was.

...Thanks. For the presents, and all.

[tehpuck]

Georgia, there's this thing called a library, and also, an internet. Someday, you may even master their usage.

Put it to good use.

[tehpuck]

I don't think they celebrate Roman holidays in American schools, now.

I think they may be in French. Good luck reading.

[ooc I-it's amazing what you can find on Google!Images if you type in 'Arion' ~_~]

[tehpuck]

Odd. Well, I'll make sure to do so if I ever get the chance.

Glad you'll enjoy.

[ooc They are indeed pretty choice |D]

[banditfox]

Some rather enlightening reading showed up on my doorstep today. Quite a coincidence.

[tehpuck]

How odd indeed.

[banditfox]

It's quite the mystery. I fear I won't be able to tender my thanks.

[tehpuck]

Such mysterious measures don't seem to require them.

[cal_sitter]

His wife wouldn't have left him for you otherwise?

[tehpuck]

Oh, that was inevitable; it simply made my job easier.

[cal_sitter]

I should know better than to ask, but have you ever been paid for your services?

[tehpuck]

I'm never paid enough for my invaluability.

[freckle_queen]

Thanks, Robin. It's all wonderful.

[tehpuck]

Glad you enjoyed.