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[tehpuck]

Io Saturnalia.

Though Christmas was actually based off of Sol Invictus, the birth of the invincible sun god (though he was actually quite a bit of a wimp, his wife ended up leaving him for yours truly at one point), moreso than anything else, I prefer Saturnalia. It begins today, and lasts until the day before your Christmas.

It was simply a

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[reaping_havoc]

Shit, that's today?

..Can I still give you your present on Christmas?

[tehpuck]

You say that as if you actually knew of the holiday before I enlightened you.

I'm sure I can stand the wait.

[reaping_havoc]

Well, you didn't tell me when the date was.

...Thanks. For the presents, and all.

[tehpuck]

Georgia, there's this thing called a library, and also, an internet. Someday, you may even master their usage.

Put it to good use.

[reaping_havoc]

Very funny.

The wafflemaker, yes. But Daisy's already trying to pass along the other thing, and she's less discreet about it.

Besides, shouldn't you have given them to Arion instead? Jesus christ.

[tehpuck]

I thought so, yes.

What, the T-shirt?

I don't really think Arion is in danger of getting pregnant.

[reaping_havoc]

No, the other things..You know what I mean!

It's his body part. Girls have the pill thing..and anyway, we're not doing it, so...thanks but no thanks.

[tehpuck]

Yes, I do, but I feel oh so self-satisfied being able to get you to say that. Gold star for me.

[reaping_havoc]

God damn it..

[tehpuck]

So very glad I'm making your Saturnalia so very special, George. Enjoying the cake?

[reaping_havoc]

Haven't tried it yet, Robin. Where's the frosting?

[tehpuck]

Two hundred years in the making, why?

[reaping_havoc]

...what?

[tehpuck]

That's a Saturnalia cake. Sugar was about a thousand years yet to be widely used.