Let's not talk about the other day. Actually, better idea, let's not and say we did. At this juncture, I could use a good lie.


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Everyone not inconsolably tainted or suddenly murderous, please raise your hand! If you're not sure about this, find out if, thus far in the day, anyone's asked you, "Is something wrong?" or "What's different about you, today?" Otherwise, you're just truly stupid, but if that's the case, I doubt taken time out of my busy schedule to deal with you, ( Read more... )

Io Saturnalia.

Though Christmas was actually based off of Sol Invictus, the birth of the invincible sun god (though he was actually quite a bit of a wimp, his wife ended up leaving him for yours truly at one point), moreso than anything else, I prefer Saturnalia. It begins today, and lasts until the day before your Christmas.

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I remember this. Then again, what don't I remember?

Anyway, back in England? It was much worse. For one, there was no... what are you people calling it, a resistance? A revolution? There was none. There was only the church.

Also, there are these things, called trials? Remember that? Witch trials, not witch massacres. It's different, I assure you. You ( Read more... )